This is a mosquito page. If you view it, you kena dengue! muahahahhaa!

2009-09-30T01:47:00.002+08:00

say it

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badly

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doubts.

Dad got scammed

2009-09-20T15:13:00.003+08:00

Note: I'm not trying to aim on all china people, and I don't hate China people. Just that my dad is stupid enough to get scammed. Ok maybe bcause I didn't check the product properly too.

Hmmmm basically my family went to IT show and saw this karaoke thing that's simliar to kbox. IT SHOW IS TOO NOISYyyy and we can't hear the quality of the music clearly. What I hear is just the China man over there talking and talking non stop about that product.

They said it's high definition quality, hmm easy to install.... Can download latest music from some weird china website and transfer it into the deviceeee... Hmmmm then I was too lazy to get squashed over that small corner so I just went away to the exit there and wait for my parentsss. Then then then I was so bored that I went over again and they started buying the product -.-

I was like DON'T BUY LA :o lang fei qiannn. But they don't care me lolol :(

So my mum asked, "Is this product from China?"

And this arrogant China man replied, "China people must sell china thing meh? see properly it's from america(or something)"

HEHH?!!?!?!? HELLO!!!! All the people who are selling this product all from china -_- I'M NOT CONVINCED. And so many chinese words. AND WORST IS, most of the songs are chinese? Tell me? Which American would actually make a chinese karaoke instead of an English one? FUCK.

hehehe maybe the china people all migrate to America and made this device out.. Hmm who knows!

CB now the device is playing the Tuo diao song and YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!!! The voice is not from the original singer, but some china man singing it. Wa damn disgusting I tell you. Then the instrumental, sounds so midi. Like played from keyboard or guitar pro LOL.

SOME SONGS, the China girl sing until out of beat, out of pitch. DAMMIT HATE THIS PRODUCT, RUINING MY TONE, PITCH AND BEATTTTT I STILL YOUNG GOT FUTURE. Shit this product.

Heh and and they said 300 over people bought this product. I pity them. All would turn out pitch deaf, tone deaf and beat problems lololllll. Especially the babies. wa then the babies no future already. MUST BAN THIS PRODUCT!!! NExt time I would post a video of the QUALITY AND THE device. nb... Oh lucky its cheap and it costs like $199. Heh I can buy CLOTHES BY USING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEHHH

DADDYYYY WASTE MONEY SIOL! :(

Oh and the songs all these are actually stored inside a kingston 2gb memory card?! HAHAHAHA I can use my psp to make into a karaoke device like that. tsk. And isn't it illegal to download music from online? And did they even get permissionssssss? wa lao, why they never get caught? WA DAMN PEK CHEK!

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waterfall noseee

2009-09-15T20:00:00.004+08:00

Was complaining with nazi about my sucky printer and I told her that if I try my printer again my nose might turn into a slimy waterfall cus Im having flu now and this is what happeneddd LOL

WA LAO

2009-09-12T23:27:00.000+08:00

blogger killed me again *hair slaps laptop* hmph

MUACKS BLOGGER

2009-09-12T00:34:00.004+08:00

DAMN y blogger is fine when im about to sleep hmmmmmm its 12.38am now and i shld be slpin to meet my baby tmr morning :$

NEVERMIND!!
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With luv i will hav the motivation to wake up early (L) hhehehe
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So hmm my life is pretty screwed up these days. its all bcos of the person who born me out ho ho ho that stubborn, brainless person.
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HOWEVER!!!!
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SATURDAYS owned the horrifying week(athome) with a smile, kiss and a big hug with full of love hehehehe. (sounds like im obessesed with barney lolololol NO NONO NOOOOO).
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Anway I WANT SKIRTS I WANT ER ER DRESES N a new shoe :( my mika pumps got an asshole infront.
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LEAST GROW AN ASSHOLE AT THE BACK RIGHT WHY THE FRONT.
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My shoe is awkward. Hmm retarded... Damn that hole. My toes are long, I'm afraid that my toes might sneak out of that asshole. I pity that asshole ooooooo tsk o.o it might be a good new shoe if that happens. wheeeeeee peep toe shoe wheeee~
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Ahhh nononon canot talk bad things bout my toe and shoe, my feet is getting numb. I'VE BECOME SO NUMBBB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERREEEEIIIYOO!
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hehe semester is over :( common foundation classes are over :( I'm scared. I'm afraid of the new upcoming class. I hate theeee feeling of making new friends and meeting new people. ORH lucky fiona, doreen and fazrina is in the same class as me..
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Hmmmm NAZI COME TO INTERIOR DESIGN be in the same class as me, PLEASH :(((
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Can't wait forrrrrrr TOMORROW =DDDD I feel so excitedddd I just can't wait to meet him later though i just met him juz now hehehehehhees for awhileeeeeeeeee Satisfying :D
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KTHXBAI
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No more this hairrrrrrr =[ I MISS U HAIR! DO U MISS ME? IF U MISS ME GROW BACK cus I MISS U. grow back and hug my scalp, my scalp miss ur hug and ur warmth. =[ but my new hair still bout the same HAHA BUT ITs nice :) thx to dearrrr hehe

AI SSSI NIIIIIIIIII pupppppy =d

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WTF

2009-08-24T22:41:00.000+08:00

WHY BLOGGER HAV TO TREAT ME LIKE THIS WHEN I WANA SAYANG IT AND BLOG SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING RICE?! :O HEN TAO YAN NEH TSK

50% of humans r catsssss

2009-06-12T19:50:00.000+08:00

LOLL

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YOU SUCKKKKKK

2009-06-11T09:23:00.004+08:00

Can't stand her

Sluttyness

flirtyness

always step one queen fuck. Go get some ants and guide them? Don't get bitten by my dear Ants kay. :)

GET A LIFE BITCH.

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The most crucial moment of my life

2009-06-10T22:00:00.004+08:00

Which is Holidays!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEE

IT'S REALLY CRUCIAL!! I need to spend a day to plot out how to spend it... :( Like how many hours should I sleep and how many hours should I eat, play, bathe, shit, pee, kkk all the shitssss and sketching, sketching, drawing, drawing your ASsss

It's been a long term for me :(

Here are some works I've done for the past few months

Teehee. :$

BABY MILO BRICK BOYYYYY my favourite. cus after I made him, he made milo for me every morning T^T

Brick boy, mini me. That's mine on the left. And that's brocolli nazi on the right hehe. yeah ever since my brick boy knew nazi's brick boy, she kept on plucking out brocolli from my backyard for me to eat. omg hell...

OH YEAH MY FAVOURITE DE FAVOURITE DE FAVOURITE.

Oh lord, I can't believe I made a plushie out of my retarded psyduck hands.

Meet Flossa!!!!! My babyyyyy!! She is a candy floss btw. This is how she looked like when she is being eaten, melted and ANGRY. SHE KILLZZZZ SHE BITEXZX WORHS.

Photography, photojournalism on ANTS HAHAHAHAHAH ANTS ARE EATING FRUITS like how we do. See, they even chop their fruits like us. nom nom nom nom the rotten apple(?)

Photographyyyy. Why is there green wig thrown on a pond? And grown into a plant? The man must be sick of his green hair.... Or the woman... OR the shemale.. OR THE dog.

Photography, MY FAVOURITE LA. *no comments, don't wish to spoil the whole mood of this picha*

There's more but too awfulllll =[ especially Visual Art Studio (VAS). I did a wire sculpture of a pomegranate and it looks like a basket or the cover that covers ur mum dishes before you eat. :(:( That's what gene dear said :(

AHEM AHEM SO HOLIDAYS BEEN GOOD SO FAR =) I spent most of my holidays withhhh.........

The EH HEHHHH boy :O

Love being with this eyeless creaturee hereee :$

MY EYE GROWN BIGGER RIGHT?!?!?!!!? damn you gotta just admit it =s NO IT'S NOT EYELINER IT'S CHARCOAL.

This is a bread. This is a bitten bread. This is a cheese bread. This is a nice bread. This is an awesome bread. This is a delicious bread. This is a bread that is missing eugene low low. This bread is yun wen. Yun wen is anpanman. Anpanman is lollipop. Yun wen eats lollipop. Lollipop becomes Yun Wen. Yun wen miss low show.

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anpanMANNN GOT OWNED

2009-06-10T19:05:00.004+08:00

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I WONDER IF THIS TASTES LIKE BREAD LOLOLOOL
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OMG AN PAN MAN SO pathetic, it got crushed and got laid on at the end =[[[ see the face, bcome horse liao.. :(

AND his bread head is fixed infront of his chest :( he cant look up nowww :(:( must be some ants ate some of his neck away =(

To save anpanman,

Suck anpanman head!!! :(

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hmmmm what you want sia.

2009-05-14T02:56:00.003+08:00

RED ALERT!!!!!!!!! 10 pimples spotted. Be careful of them, they might squirt at you.

HELLO NI HAO MA~ Aloha~ is the weather good good for you today sonnie?
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So hectic sia nowadays. Assignments and all, money money money for art materials, lost ma fucking betty edwards book.
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DAMN YOU BETTY EDWARD! COME BACK TO ME YOU SUCKER! YOU SUCKER YOU BETRAYED MY LOVE, BETTY!!! YOU WENT TO find another love :( why! I draw better than that new love of yours.. why! why betty! tell me why!!! why you left me! now I need to get $26 to get a new betty edward!!!! Fuck life. :(
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But it's never hectic when I'm with him :$
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Yesterday we had NEW YORK NEW YORK for our 2nd month :$:$:$:$ OMG 2ND MONTH :$:$ omgggg first first ever post that have this word, "2nd month" :$:$ OH LORD!! and ANNIVERSARY!!!! OH MY GOD! :$ *blushes*
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MUST EAT THE LASAGNE THERE! It's small in portion, and there's lesser pasta and beef in it, but more parmememesan cheese. AND THE WHOLE FUCKING CRAP tastes like cheese :) ohhhhhhh ohhhh my $10.90 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh T_T Thank god New york New york gives free candy flossy :( IF NOT I'M GONA HATE THERE!
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Oh ya the service there is bravo pravo cravo marvo porvo marbolo apollo polly pocket....
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He had some chicken which doesn't go pok pok pok pok with some potatoe wedges and "grass". We concluded that the "grass" tastes awesome and the next anniversary we gonna have some grass meal in grassland express :D
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Awesome day :$ ILY BABY~
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OKK IT'S 3.30AM NOW AND I NEED TO WAKE UP AT 5.00AM so I wont be late for history and theroy of ideas lessonnnnnnnnnn WTFFFFFFF I HATE THAT MODULE! What god fuck crap shit asshole dog. What zeus... What... sun.. Whattttt ontology cosmology. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Please don't fuck me up lecturers :( I will do my journal properly :(
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Bye. See you in SP *winks* *eyelids stucked* AHHH
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HOLY!!!!!

2009-04-18T04:40:00.005+08:00

pineapple skinny dog wheeeee! My hot dog. OH I forgot to bring my mustard and chilli and ketchup and mayonisenise... :(

OHYA AND BUN!!!

.Missed bilf like how I miss the notes during o2jam :( HOPING THAT HE'S THERE AS TISSUE SUPPLIER WAHAHAHAHA and regaining my life span :(

Hmmmmm I sweat, okay pespire, everyday this week! EVERYDAY! It's an one week orientation omg omg omg omg. I thought I could skip the camp and lepak at one corner BUT I'M WRONG, TOTALLY WRONG!

There's AMAZING gRACE, FLAG DAY, ICE BLEAKERS. *pespires* wa uncle lai I buy tissue from uuuuu *gives $1*

HOWEVERRRRRR my semester 1 class is AWESOME! That's the reason that pushed me to go to the orientation everyday (though I really thought of pon-ing it wahahhaa) go POWER PYJAMAS!!!

Pepper, Salt and everything mice,

these were the ingredients to create the perfect little retards

but professor GLs accidently broke the Chemical Axe

It's the power pyjamas with LUNGS!!!

Using their ultra super power, *lagggG too many names* *laggginggg*

Ahem so, THEY ARE REALLLLLLY awesome and nice! The first day of orientation we already had crapped like half of my year's saliva supply :( CUTE HOR CUTE HOR!

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Can't wait till school starts, the art friend materials are winking to me. THEY ARE SHINING LIKE HONEY STARS!!! OMG I WAN PLAY WITH THEM! I just played with a charcoal like errr let me see 6 hours ago? YA I DIDN'T START THE FIRE YOU DUMBASSSESSS!

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Sad thing is, after semester 1 we are going back to our own courses and classes :( :( :( NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nvm I still have my phone to message that lovely skinny dog =p PHONE, YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS!

I'm sorry that I treated you badly, phone. Sorry to flip you so hard. Sorry that I pasted lovely neoprint on you that made you jealous. Sorry to make you go bonkers and have several breakdowns while being with me :( I'm sorry. STOP AUTO-OFFING YOURSELF YOU BLOODY LAI ANG PHONE DAMMIT!

Yay Saturday Yayyyyy I'm gonna meet my deeeeeeeear and send gifts to everyone in the air and you'll hear HO HO HO!!

WTF it's 5.03AM, are you kidding me clock.

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Anpanman, love

2009-03-18T16:21:00.004+08:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I wanted to blog about this very very very very very very very long ago neh!

Before Chinese New Year, my family and I headed to the 24 hours NTUC at Jurongpoint and I found this cute little shit with red cheeks smiling at me and flirting with me.

Clips are not included in the package.

WHAT IS IT!? BREAD WITH RED STUFFINGS?! :o

NO!!!

NOT CHAR SIEW BAO!!!

NOT RED BEAN BUN EITHER

IT IS......

OK WTF IS THIS! I forgot the name for it hehehehehes...

BLOODY HELL! Damn nice when it is mixed with some white foam....

Hmmm YES I ONLY HAD THIS FOR LUNCH!!!! Nice loh =0

If you've not know....... I'M A RICE COOKER!!! I love to eat rice. I love to eat rice. I love to swallow rice. I low to chew rice. I love to taste rice. I love gene. LOLLL :$

AHEM

So if there's any food RELATED with rice, I LIKE ONE HOR! For example, the rice crackers :$ SO NICE LA! And fried rice.... rice bun..... BUT I HATE thailand sticky rice with coconut. Ew.

Once I went to Lot 1 with my aunt, uncle, mum, ahma and forgot who, I see this picture in the menu, showing something yellowish with a bowl of riceee.. Initially I thought it's cheesy rice or baked rice =0 BUT I'M WRONG I'M SO WRONG! IT'S FREAKING COCONUT SAUCE!!!!!!!

HMM OK BACK TO MIAN BAO CHAO REn!

The packet of cute stuff is worth it! It costs $5+ and inside contain lots of packets wor!

Still have many different characters from the cartoon!!!

HAMBURGER MAN WAAHAHAHAHHA Nope. The thing inside the package dont taste like hamburger =0

=0 EDIBLE PIECE OF PLASTIC! IT'S BREAD!

wheeee free stickers included.. but i duno where are they right now LOLLLL MAYBE INSIDE MY TUMMY WAHAHHAHA

NB! I MISS U AGAIN LAR :$

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WHOA I used needle n poked out my brain cells. Here we go.

2009-03-16T12:21:00.004+08:00

I'm sniffin my arm pits to check if there's a bbq pit.

WHOA HOLIDAY SIA NOW wtf.

Why our holidays are the same as secondary school kids =(. More over, there's tons of e-learning to do! Projects and Projects. WAH meaning I have to use a projector to project my projects and finish my projects and eject my project in Jack's place.

Hehehhe it's raining now and I'm so blessed and happy because I don't have to open an umbrella because I'm at home! HAHAHAHAH ok..

OK FIRST things first *uses teacher's accent*

My obsession with Monkeys during my Secondary School days.

I draw them everywhere..............

Range of Human Ear: 20Hz-20Hz LOL?!?! I swear I didn't write that........... Hmm.. ok.. So these are my monkeys with ears without ear holes.

I drew them during Physics mini mini SD card test. And woola! Check out the matching oranges body!

<- Dog. HAHAHAHHA wonderful wonderful. wtf is that spidey looking shit. It's destroying my master piece!! This whole damn piece of art is about a monkey entering a Chemist's life. Get it? And why the hell there's Er an and Yuan Ling name here LOLLL

SS SUCK. I DREW THIS ON MY O LEVEL SS CAMBITCH PAPER! and I really got an F9.. YEY!

There's more. But almost 50% of them are defeated by the Devil. They struggled through the proccess of getting shot by my camera... They ran up, and down, and up, and down, and up and caught by the monkey brain eater and got SWEPT AWAY BY THAT HAIRY MONSTERRRRR........ SADLY, I didn't add in the monkey brain in my monkeys. So HAHA HAIRY MONSTER YOU GOT OWNED.

So around a month ago, I got a cake for my mum and I chewed a nice looking white chocolate.

It tastes... sweet........ and acidic.. LOVELY.

Lesson learnt 1: Never judge an evil food by its looks.

Cuz you know what?

THAT FREAKING WHITE CHOCOLATE...................................

NB NB NB NB IT'S WAX DAMN!!!!!

i CHEWED IT for 5 seconds then I felt the waxy sensation. SO I took it out and waxed my hair.

WAH LAO AWFUL!!!

When I look at this picture, I can imagine it's taste already!!!!! :O!!!! Now I have no appetide.

*eats kinderbueno*

Dammit I have no appetide.

I WANT EAT YUSOF ISHAK SECONDARY SCHOOL'S PINEAPPLE AHHHHH Not spongebob's. SO nice okay =(

I once had pineapple at SP's foodcourt 2. DAMN NICE! Its not sweet and it's tasteless and it tastes like you're munching on a styrofoam!!!! You should give it a try.

I miss you pineapple auntie seller =(

wheeeeeeeee my mum says I look like ah gua.

I MISS THAT MOFO THAT MOFO THAT BILFFFF =(

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My brain is happy.

2009-03-07T22:20:00.003+08:00

I THINK my brain cells are jumping, laughing and fooling around in my head!

COME ON BRAIN CELLS!

SHARE WITH ME YOUR HAPPINESS LEH! Don't keep it among yourselves and dump me on the computer chair with

HEADACHE.

PARK YOU BRAIN CELLS STOP LAUGHING AT MY JOYFUL MEMORIESSSSSSSSS!!!

Ahem. So hmmmmm I HAD LOTS OF FUN THIS YEARRRRRR!!! Wait. Its only the 3rd month of the year hmm AND YET I'M HAVING FUN! This is scary.

They say, when good things come, bad things will come after. Vice versa.

SO T-T I'M T-T TRYING MY BEST TO T-T ENJOY T-T Even if the days are bad.

MY FIRST MAKE UP DAY IN SCHOOL!

YES I don't put eye makeup to school UNLESS I have something on later. Like dating... :$ and erm working in a CHOCOLATE cake manufacture :$

AND YEA MEET MY NEW FRIENDS BABAY!!!! From RIGHT to LEFT - Joel, Justin, Prem, (sorry I forgot your name :$), Shan Ting, Shirlyn, Ezen, Yunwen.

YES YUN WEN IS A GUY HAHAHAH

I think my poly life is like a recycle bin. Everyday we go LIBRARY without FAIL LOL! And what I noticed is that, I always meet until a malay(?) boy boy with big headphones using THE SAME computer. WHOA!

Besides the library, we go to toilets everyday and yes food court and then erm... we walk on cemented floor daily, breathe in the air that the Library books gave out everyday. I wonder what kind of AIR does the BOOKS give out? hmmm...

AND I'M A HAPPY KID EVERY FRIDAY/SATURDAYYYYY! Cos I wear JeanS and meet till genes :$ The boy who LC with his lip ring every second without fail LOL!

OK

IRONICALLY MY BRAIN CELLS GOTTEN EVEN HAPPIER WHEN I TYPE ABOUT THESE HAPPY THINGS SO, AHHHH AHHH

*Curtains is shutting down*

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HI LONG TIME NO SEE

2009-03-02T13:53:00.005+08:00

Hmm so.. I'm at SP NOW, T433, Computer lab.

AND YOU KNOW! I DAMN HAPPY!!! I didn't get lost today while walking to T433... Cuz it's my first time walking to here BY MY OWN. Normally I will jus follow the crowd, follow the cloud, follow the rain, follow the sun. Oh, and follow the birds.

OHYA I didn't get bird shit on my head before. Quite interesting.. I want to try LOL! Maybe can use as hair wax HAHAH

OK SO I'M IN THIS UNDESTANDING DATA MODULE NOW... But I don't have to prepare for any presentations today cus I've already done it last WEEK.. So IT'S TIME TO RAID THE COMPTUER HERE MUAHAHAHAH

GUESS WHAT I FOUND. I BURST OUT LAUGHING AND EZEN THOUGHT I SIAO LOL

LOLLOLLLL

When I see the lady's eyes I thought its ugly and okay. BUT FOR THE GUY LOL STUPID they go copy and paste the girl's eye onto the guy.. DAMMIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Maybe next time Spot The Difference will have Male's and Female's body switched. OR THE MALE WITH BOOBS and the famale with chest HAIR LOLOL

OK BBBB TCHER OMG BB

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i duno leh part 2

2009-02-08T01:42:00.004+08:00

31st may 08.

I remembered everything.

" Everything was so clean and fine back then "

I truely agree.... but

My vision blurred after I thought about what have happened after that day.

All the memorable talks and texts vanished straight after the silent war.

However now, thanks to you, I felt more calm and safe. Finally.. the inner heart talked.

Now, my memory feels as if its stuck at 31st may 2008.

Thanks to Vodka...

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I miss the fun

2009-02-04T23:16:00.002+08:00

Baloo boleh~~ Baloo boleh~~ Baloo boleh baloo bolehhhh baloo boleh baloo boleh~ baloo boleh baloo boleh~

Who remembers this?

Best cheer, best performance during that campfire night.

I miss it T_T

I miss my sec 3 camp. LIKE CHALET SIA HAHAHAHAHA I remember I didn't sleep. I sat on the chair like sadako and Fathin, szeqin, ain they all got freaked out HAHAHA

Grr I suck at these...

OK I MISS 4E2 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH :$

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duno leh

2009-02-04T19:58:00.002+08:00

The camp briefing made me wanna go campppppppp and also GROUP D BABABYYY! The people there like so fun!

" We have 68 group cheers stand by.. "

So what's your group cheer?

" 1.. 2.. 3.. GROUP CHEER!! "

AHAHHAHA WTF WTFFFF

Its located in some isolated place with activities like trekking, mud walking(? :O), water obstacle, fireflies viewing (WOAHH!!!), campfire (YAY)

SOUNDS FUN TO ME!!!!

but sadly, there's only... erm 10 toilets there? with no mirrors. girls without mirrors = cnanot live for a day LOL!

The environment not bad lah hmm..

BUT

Seriously my skin is quite sensitive to the Sun and I might just die there with skin problems. :( Then Clinique no use liao. Facial products all no use liao. GG.

BUT I FEEL LIKE GOINGGG T----T Kinda regretted that I skipped the duno what dancing martial arts or something today =( It sounds fun but I think I got kinda freaked out when one of the people there said, " go get changed first people? " OMGGG

I'm so enthu now HAHAHA come on activities come to me.

I think I'm not sociable enough....

I need more Pet Society I guess hmm..

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Orientations?

2009-02-03T14:23:00.004+08:00

More like the texture of Oranges!

Argh I hate to do sports/games related to WATER. But if you would to ask me to jump around the baby pool is alright.

There's so many cool and exciting events made by SP specially for us, the DPA people......... Like Dragonboating, mountain climbing, sungei buloh, muay thai, camping at johor........

YA YOU LIKE BUT I DON'T LIKE!

WHEN I RECEIVED the forms for the camp, I SIAN DIAO CAN!

Haiya.. Poly is still like pri sch and sec sch. Camps Camps. WTF? I hate it. Moreover it's compulsary.

I know I can make even MORE friends there but..

T_________T I HATE THE SUN, I HATE adventurous stuff except for RPG games. My skin is also sensitive to sun :O Especially my face.

Yesterday morning I look into the mirror and I thought, " wow my face today not bad hor, not red " BUT THEN END OF THE DAY MY FACE RED LIKE MONKEY BUTTS!!! Like piak too much blusher. Embarrassing. People might have misunderstood my facial expressions because of my blushy face.

Should've put on some foundation :$

ANYWAY YESTERDAY................. I pang seh-ed IZ HAHAHAHA

NO LAH we have to stick with the people who are in the school we are in.... Yep! I made new friends! I had fun talking with Wen Ling LOL~ We have some common things though I guess.

N I pon sch today :$ Because of DRAGONBOATS N MOUNTAIN CLIMBING GOOD GAME!

Because of the events lined up for us this WEEK and also next week, I kinda regretted that I got in DPA. GODDD i wan lectures and lessons and designing and tests and projects.

*points to the music in my blog*

EVEN WHEN UR HOPE IS GONE~~ MOVE ALONG MOVE ALONGGG~~~~~ AHHHH this song motivates me to carry on in DPA. MOVE ALONG BABAYYY

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Very the hungry

2009-01-22T02:07:00.004+08:00

You know what I always do when I get hungry?

NOT THE COMMON RATS who go to the kitchen and kope food ok! Yes and not eating fingers.

I go to youtube HEHEHE and search for food which I want to munch munch munch munchhhhhh the flavour~ on my tongue~ ah~~~

But I always search for common stuff like carbonara pasta..... Fried rice.. Fry egg........ Sandwich(LOL) Ramen........ pasta PASTA PASTA AND BAKED RICE OH MY GOD!

NOT COMMON LAR all my favourite okay!

Then the next day (if my mum isn't around) I will take out my saucepan and oil and all the cooking essentials, AND START TO COOK! HAHAHHA! Yes sometimes I did succeed but I failed most of the time LOL!

I once tried on the Carbonara sauce, which is eggs + cheese... I was stupid to add 2 eggs and 3 slices of cheese. COS GUESS WHAT?!

THE WHOLE PASTA tasted like RAW EGGS OMG!

YES I've learnt my lesson - only put AN egg per serving (that's what I learnt jus now on another video about carbonara sauce T^T )

So here's what I want to eat NOW.

AHHHHHH INSTANT zha jiang mian!

Yesterday midnight, erm around 1AM my whole family, together with my grandma, aunt and uncle went over to Jurong point 24 hours NTUC to buy CNY goods!

BUT I DESTROYED THEIR PLAN MUAHAHAH I bought many instant stuffs like instant carbonara sauce, instant zha jiang mian (WHEE), instant noodles, instant cheese spread, instant kaya, instant butter, instant trolley~~

I can't wait till tonight!!!! I WANT TO TRY OUT the instant carbonara sauce! I wonder if it tastes like the one in Shokudo or Pastamania. Not possible hor?

HAIYA I also wan try the zha jiang mian lei. SHIT I'm under a HUGE dillema now because of FOOD.

Hungry :S
炸酱面炸酱面炸酱面炸酱面炸酱面炸酱面炸酱面

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I hate to smile during Sundays

2009-01-18T20:21:00.004+08:00

Mama :YOU DUN HAVE THE SMILEY FACE no good you noe. later luck run away

Me : but luck is not here leh how he run away..

hmmm

WILL YOU SMILE FOR 24 HOURS?

WILL YOU SMILE WHEN YOU'RE SLPING (depends on the dream hmm)

When you're not with your friend, or talking, will you smile at ANYONE or ANYTHING at ANY MOMENT?!

Or when your toes are in hell and your shoulders are tortured by backpacks, WILL YOU STILL SMILE?!

When you're out at somewhere which you dislike. WILL YOU STILL SMILE?!?!!?!

WHEN THE WEATHER IS PARKING HOT WILL YOU STILL SMILE?!!??!??!!

REALLY LEH VERY ANGRY! I can't smile at all in these situations. I just frown naturally. It makes it harder to smile especially when I'm unable to listen to my mp3 with both right and left ear piece. WHO LISTENS TO ONE side of the ear piece only?! You will only be able to hear remix of your music and noise pollutions. WHO LIKE? DUH I DON'T LIKE!

Can let you listen to nice nice stereo sound you don't want. Zzzzz

My mum keep asking me to listen to one side cus I will be unable to hear people who calls me. WTF YOU CAN JUST TAP ME I'm a human. I've got feelings. But I will be pissed at you cos you're interrupting my lovely time with my mp3.

AND SHE KEEPS PULLING OUT MY LEFT EAR PIECE and then shout at me. EMBARRASSING!!!! WILL YOU STILL SMILE?!!?!?

WILL YOU SMILE when you are forced to wake up early and go to some baby full month shit and eat shitty buffet and meet relatives who only ask about studies and school and 4d?! Lucky I escaped at the last part hehehehe. I ran out and sat at the red plastic chairs and ate some noodles. YAH AND I DROPPED THE NOODLES! This shows that my body is unhappy but actually I'm not.

Actually it's because I look ugly when I smile HEHEHE BYE

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Pissed

2009-01-16T00:29:00.003+08:00

at people who can't face the fact.

You guys just keep saying that ur marks aint that good but guesssssss what! You've got less than 10 points and zzzz this is like bragging and being proud. Oh pleaseeee you just want me to say, "WA U SO GOOD STILL SAY BAD, HOW BOUT ME?!" Then you'll smile in your heart for awhile right?

HAHA DREAM ON ASSHOLES

I WILL SAY 10 POINTS AND BELOW IS BAD AND IT SUCKED get 0 points please.

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burns all the damn chemistry and physics notes

2009-01-14T01:30:00.006+08:00

I made them by my own :(

I drew them :(

I bought a new pen for it :(

I wasted piles of A4 size printing paper :(

Still I got a fucking C5 for SCIENCE (combine physics and chemistry) (I remember this shit paper is damn easy and effortless)

I remembered how hard I studied for THAT heartless creature. Effort WASTED. My mindmaps for it are still sexy and cute. Colourful and cheerful. I should burn them tomorrow and turn them into dusts. AND THOSE NOTES SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL.

Ah it's stupid to blame on things that I've made :( Maybe it's my brain...

AND YES I LAUGHED WHEN I SEE MY HUMANITIES GOT A BIG F9 LOL! Cos it's expected. But I did had fun during literature paper. The paper is fun. But the time hates me. And I hate Social Studies forever. Why the hell should I study SS WHEN I can't even manage Singapore and tell them to pick up litters and stop digging nose in public?

Ah lets see..

POA! B3?! B3?!?!?! DAMN YOU! My lucky charm. At least give me an A2. I always have 100% confident on this topic cos I can do the papers with my eyes closed. And B3?! Parking disappointed.

In the end, the topic which I hated most saved my life. Which is Mother Tongue! Yeah Chinese FTW! A2 baby! Even though I got the result last year! But I'm still happy for it!!! I LOVE YOU MDM GOH!

OH YEAH ART MADE ME HAPPY :) All the staying up late in school, drawing like mad woman, painting like construction workers, and the happy experience I had is all worth it. The whole process made my drawing and painting improved and I even got a good grade for my big O. Guess what is it hehehehe! The best among all the other subjects! hehehe hehee! I LOVE YOU MS TAN, MRS ZAKI, MRS M, MDM ANG OMG!

OHYA OHYA ENGLISH is the most shocking shit! I got a B4 :$ I always thought my English is worst than foreigners.

I SHALL SAY HELLO TO SINGAPORE POLY!

I HATE STUDYING YAYYY!!!

NOW I AM ABLE TO SAY I HATE TO STUDY!

Grrr I hate the feeling of studying something which I dislike for these 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 FREAKING 10 YEARS! Thank god there's Art and Music and Friends which made my life easier in school.

BYE SCIENCE BYE MATHS BYEEEE SOCIAL STUDIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

yes I still love Literature English and ART :D. And I miss Mrs Barnwell and Mr Apple.

Ok shit I realised that I leaked out my results here

LOL BUT WHATEVER HAVE FUN LAUGHING YOU 8 POINTS 5 POINTS 3 POINTS 0 POINTS KIDS! STOP SAYING THAT YOUR RESULT SUCKS. Take a look at mine. Fuck, I'm still happy with my points!

I'm really happy for it!

For those who didn't get what they expected, life still have to go on. Where ever you are heading towards to, you will still get into the path you wished for if you have the perseverance, patience and confidence. I know it's not easy but nothing is easy. It's like taking a poop. It takes a lot of energy to squeeze out the shit (LOL). Be proud of what you've got. It's all your effort! Don't let your effort down, appreciate it.

Ok shut up yunwen (I'm bad at these :$)

All the best!

Happy JAE everyone :D

bye science bOOOKS BYE SS BOOOOKS BYE maths BOOOOOOKS But Maybe I should keep them as inspirations for designing houses hmm.... NEVERMIND, INTERNET IS MY FRIEND HHAHAHA!

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Excited

2009-01-12T09:55:00.004+08:00

I think I look weird here hmm....... Maybe I do look weird all the time.

ITS LATERRRR

ERM approximately 5 hours more.

I don't wanna think about it, or guess or even wish or pray! Because thinking about it chills up my spine~~ brrr it makes me feel as if I'm in north pole feeding penguins with chao seng fishes.

SHIT IT I didn't wash my shoes since last year LOL! HOW AM I GONNA FACE THE CROWD later on! Nvm I shall tell them it's fashion, vintage shits.

Ok bye maybe it's too early to prepare but I don't wanna be late for SCHOOL for once and for the last time.

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Moisturise, block the sun, foundation.

2009-01-11T00:30:00.004+08:00

WAH

my skin wasn't that bad after applying some foundation (yes who doesn't)

but now, my mum introduced me some sun block(can be used as makeup base) and moisturiser to apply. Apply them 1st before applying foundation.

WAH

it covered my ugly flaws

BUT

after i sweat and etc, I used tissues to wipe them off cos it feels sucky..

GUESS WHAT!!!! the sun block n foundation (i think they oxidised with each other) made my nose look patchy! Like my skin is peeling but actually it isn't. DAMN UGLY!

NW I FEEL THAT I look better without make up :$ As in my SKIN not the damn mi mi eyes~

Youth is beauty, that's what my mum taught me. But still, who doesn't look good with make up??? YA ONLY THE RAIN AND RU HUA.

I swear I WON'T PUT MAKE UP TO POLY! (if I could get in) hehehes I SWEAR I WON'T HAHAHAHA but I will put the sunblock and moisturiser hmm.. To prevent from getting dry skin like dried mangos and oranges and also freckles.

heh but the thing is my skin ain't dry at all lor. It gets oily easily. I wonder if the moisturiser would make my skin EVEN OILY. But it stated there that its a non-oily formula blah blah by Clinique. And also it clears blemishes and allows ur pores to breathe. Wow pores have nose and lungs.

AND AND IT ALSO anti-blemishes WOAH BUT BUT there's more pimples now!! THOSE HUGE ONES NABEI! But thank god, it reduced the redness of my face Hmmm..

Ok I'm getting tired

BYE

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Headless scary creature

2009-01-09T01:33:00.007+08:00

MY DAD CAUGHT SOME HEADLESS ROUGH SKIN GUY for dinner yesterday omfg just look at this omfg omfg omg omg omhg omhg omfu

*farts* haiya sorry this is his ass i think. I THINK ITS THE ASS! WHAT YOU THINK?

NO HEAD AND HE IS DEAD... =[

It's scary omg. Chopping off Mr Chicky's head and let him swim in a pool of hot oil AHHH IMAGINE YOURSELF LIKE THIS AHHH!

It's MURDERING

oh forget it I still ate the wings anyway hehehehhe and it tastes nothing but just CHICKEN SKIN! WTF NO MEAT LOR

Oya.. The feathers are plucked out too!

Hmmm what if the feathers are not plucked out and go deep fry it? Hmmmmm crispy? HMMM

Maybe there's some chicken feather dish in some country LOL + fleas stucked inbetween them

YEAH AND I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAD FINISHED THE WHOLE DAMN CHICKEN except for the wings cos I ate them... Hes like some lion in disguise!!!!!!

Hi.... I'm munching on unagi burger and it tastes good... And I want more...

Unagi Burger looks so small but they are POWERFUL! They fufil your tummy wishes~ Ah but the rice are gay. Gay. Really GAY it sticks on my teeth when I have a bite.

OK SO I'M SO RANDOM IN THIS POST BUT THIS IS CAUSED BY BOREDOM

Here's my gig photossss ok only 2 but it takes 1 month to scan through the photos cos there's 666 X 888 pixels wow!

Thanks lissy :$

STIFF BAND

SHUTTT YOURRR EYESSSSSSS RARRRR HARRRR GARRRR

Really thanks to Lis lis, ber ber, jere and roy for coming :$

If not I'll be broke lOL! BUT REALLY I feel more comfortable when there's people I know as audience while performing.

Good experience ah~

I miss jamming with gene gene, wc, ming and mich~ Even though we jammed four times and it sucks HAHA IT SUCKS YEs But I had fun :) A bunch of fun people~

Eugene don't allow me to edit his photos if not he will keel me. I don't want to die. I have a future. So I am lazy to pick up photos of them to blog about what we've done. (basically just sitting outside macdonald and talk cock and looking at wc eating beehoon and eugene pointing middle finger. yes nothing much)

Marni MArni money things happened recently. Some bad some good but I REMEMBER I BLOGGED ABOUT THEM BUT THE NEXT MOMENT I FOUND MYSELF ROLLING LEFT AND RIGHT ON MY BED.. hmmm o I was dreaming. O O...

Next Mon is my DEATH day. THAT DAY IS THE FORTUNE TELLER DAY! That piece of paper would tell me where to go what to do after Monday. If it's BAD, NO CHOICE LOR just face it and put my face on it and face book it.

Kinda excited cos meeting my classmates hehehehe long time no see I wonder if someone had grew taller :$ WELL I SHRINKED so don't worry... And I think my legs look short.

I've been digging my mum's closet recently..... Diggin for coats, vests or blazers to suit that damn green dress (like kindergardent, those pink checkered crap) IT'S HARD OK! But I did found some nice outfits that my mum couldn't fit :$ HEHEHE SO IT'S MINE HAHAHA

It's fun diggin her closet. I love it. It turned out to be my hobby now. Maybe next is my dad's? What? the? PArk?!

If I HAVE A SISTER I'M GONNA RAPE HER CLOSET HAHAHAHA

Too bad I don't have one =(

Ok I still can't find something to suit that damn green dress. AN IMPULSE BUY LA SHIT! Without any coats or vests or watever shit, I look so sweet la. Please la I don't wanna look sweet!

I asked my dad how he find the dress. He said,

" OK AR I like, you look innocent and sweet "

-_- Sounds scary.

MAKES ME FEEL LIKE TEARING THAT DRESS APART AND MAKE IT INTO some torn dress... Maybe this could be a new trend for 2009 ha ha ha ha ..

One of the vests I stole HAHAHA Not my favourite oneeee but still nice I like I like :)

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Fish Monger

2009-01-01T23:19:00.005+08:00

She catches the fishes
Selling them in Dishes
And Ditches
the Pitchers
And sticks
with the leeches.

The pitchers waited to pitch the tent
till the tenth.
Ending up rotting in the clams.

All because of that bitch
The chances are ditched.

All because of that bitch
The moods are switched.

It itched
the Heart
more than an inch.

But now,
it doesn't matter.

Cause
that bitch doesn't even worth a SHIT.

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What?

2009-01-01T01:48:00.006+08:00

So fast?

I think last year was the best year of my lifeeee! I experienced many shit that I've never EXPERIENCE BEFORE!! For example, eating nasi padang at the nasi padang stall in my School Hmmmm.. It tastes like eating rice in Padang Stadium.

My first FIRST TIME FEELING EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOL HAHAHAHA

Because of Jumping Jacks.

Aww I miss ping poking his guitar until the guitar strings break one by one LOL

It was funnnnnnnnnn and enjoyable damn! It's addictive, yes, performing. It's really the best year! I performed twice.... Er wait the 2nd time was horrible thank you. It was my first giggg FIRST and the worst, probably. My first time screaming in public, i love it! Enjoyable

I WAS HAVIN FUN DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT SUCKS HAHAHAHA

Ok shit

my Pixia isn't working. I can't amend the photos and make my nose smaller eye bigger face smoother waist slimmer legs longer n etc. So shit it! It ruined my 2009 mood! Shit it! Park you Pixia Park you!!!!!

DAMNNNN

Come on babies, help jie jie count how many fingers i own ok? I give u sweet sweet with ants as toppings as a reward ok? ^^

ok so this is how i look without PIXIA. Damn 2009, u better give me a great year with many new friendssssssssss GOOD ONES OK?! IF NOT I SLAP U AH 2009!

ok or slap the cows

Mooo... i mooo am mooo inno mooo cent mooooo

SHUT UP IT'S YOUR DAMN YEAR, COWS. GIVE ME A GREAT YEAR OR I WILL TURN U INTO CHEESE BURGER OR BEEF RICE BURGER OR BEEF NOODLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

OK PORK YOU don't give me your ear! It's not funny cow! Plus! Your ear isn't better than mine!!!! MINE IS BEIGE COLOUR UR 1 IS CHAO TAH ONE

BB I GO SLP HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY cos have to go out wif parents early in the morning and have break fast, bread with half boiled egg with some teh tarik and go cow car water squeeze n buy china goods and lai ang.

UPDATE SOON. (you can trust me. Can you?)

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This may sound stupid

2008-12-24T14:10:00.004+08:00

but I find humans amazing

They are like machines!!! When they breathe in, only breathe in oxygen Hmmmm.. Know how to choose wor!

And the kidney, absorbs harmful acids? DUNO LAH BUT I THINK HUMANS PARTS ARE COOL AND MY SCIENCE SUCKS

If only they could last long and be able to repaired over and over again... I think the whole earth would be populated with human beings hmm

Then we the humans would be Ants. Giants would then squeeze us with their thumbs like what I did 2 days back. Damn I found the ants territory and I CONQUERED IT BY WEARING AN ANT CROWN AND OWN THE DAMN MINI ANT COUNTRY...

However, I think they reincarnate themselves.

THEY NEVER DIE

I NEED SOME PESTICIDES

AND LET THEIR LUNGS SUFFER HAHAHAHAH

THEY MIGHT HAV LUNGS THAT CANNOT BE SEEN BY NAKED EYES OR not naked eyes that wears bra and red boxers.

Damn, I think this is one of the disadvantages to live on the 3rd storey. ants can easily climb up to my house.

BUT I THINK HOR, it's the same as the top level people too. Ants are smart enough to take elevators.

When humans make them suicide by jumping off the building, they have mini parachutes to save them hmmmmm That's why there's clouds

If I'm an animator, I would make an animation about the war between monkeys and ants omg it would be so fun

I DESPISE ANTS SO MUCH That I can think of any shit to bitch about them hehehes

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Park you

2008-12-23T15:54:00.003+08:00

Derrick and Sindy

I'm not that kind who go clubbing or pubs

IN FACT I HATE THERE

So you assume that I'm a slutty bitch who goes clubbing at night and knows slutty guys huh

WHAT I DO AT NIGHT WHEN I'M OUT is jus purely hanging out with friends talk cock and have fun!

BUT ITS HARD for me to explain to you cus, the more i explain, ur brain gets bigger.

Yeahh Both of you might be those people who know each other while clubbing(or maybe disco) and had 1 night stand then I'm born out. So you don't want me to get into this trouble...

Maybe thats THE REASON

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Always the last

2008-12-15T21:55:00.003+08:00

The last who sneaked out from my mum's VAHAHA among my cousins

The last person in a queue of petite sized k1 k2 babies

The last person to finish the race

Last to get that damn red bean soup during kindergarten cos my name starts with Y and my index number is the LAST AND I LOOK HUGE

SEATED at the back of the class during primary school days because little kids always complain, " cher I can't see I think I'm blocked "

Last row in class pictures during primary school and kindergarten days

SCORED LAST IN MATHS DURING PRIMARY 3 4 5 6

Got last in the big eyes competition

but

as I grew up I noticed I'M NOT LAST ANYMORE HAHAHAAHAHAH

IN FACT I'M ALWAYS AT THE BACk HAHAHAHAHA

ok hmm im just bored hmmmm

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HARDCORE HAHAHAHA

2008-12-14T20:52:00.001+08:00

Birds droppings

2008-12-13T23:40:00.004+08:00

I was lucky to leave expo at around 6 or 7 omg omg omg JUST LOOK AT THIS took them inside my dad's car. Yeah my dad's car is good for camwhoring and landscapes hmmmmm.. As you can see most of my camwhore picture's background are my dad's car seat, yes the snoopy one LOL.

Hmmmmmm

The street lamps look like huge birds!! Those 2d birds

HAHAHAHAHAH I USED MOUSE OK NO TABLET OK OK

Woahhhhhhh

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Milk + leaf = milk tea

2008-12-13T19:12:00.003+08:00

I LOVE ITTTTTTTT

MILKY MILKY omgggg tempting

But you know, teh tarik is the BEST!!!!! LOOK AT THE BUBBLES MAN

Drink it and you will own some teh tarik bubble mustache

XD

I really don't bear to finish it up omg omg omg really nice

I WANT TO TRY mos burger milk tea next! Wen xin xin says its nice.... Hmmmmmm

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Tourists

2008-12-13T16:52:00.010+08:00

Went to Sentosa with lis lis on hmm a particular Saturday.. Once again I FORGOT THE DATE SO lets assume it's 12/12/2012 Saturday.

Basically we went to Sentosa just for underwater world! We bought the tix and dolphin lagoon is also included!!!! But BUT BUT We are unable to go there due to hmmmm many many things. Like raining, then had tea with the fishes at underwater too long that we neglected the dolphins at the lagooooon=(

YEA we took lots of photos but BUT BUT I look gay most of the pictures so I only picked up a few which are err acceptable LOL

I felt so sorry for the fishes there cos I used flash =[[[[ FLASH! I HATE FLASH TOO COS MY EYES HURT I bet the fishes there tooo.. also.... hates flash.......... I used flash until very happy until I saw a notice told me that we can't use flash over there.. Hmmmmmmmmmm Thank god there isn't any security guards or missy or nannys to stop us for using flash if not it would be embarassing..

I'M SORRY FISHES! SORRY T-T PLEASE USE UR UNDERWATER LAP TOP AND VIEW MY BLOG AND SEE MY APOLOGY! SORRY FISHES I WON'T EAT YOU AGAIN bye bye curry fish head

Omg cruelty...

:O :O :O expression

We met some dogs at Super dogs and ate hot dogs

After that I owned some hot dog mouth

Spicy..... Cheese... hot dog? NO NOT CHEESYYYYY NOOOOOO NOT SPICY EITHER DAMN They should feed the chicken with more cheese before turning them into a dog.

Don't look like the original picture NOT CHEESY NOT spicy =[ wah laoooo

SEE THIS ONE MORE SAUCE

Shes taking my owned faces LOL LOL OMG THAT PICTURE REALLY

Big head small body

LOL STIFF RIGHT STIFF

The wind feeds hair

My dad's toyy

Diggin diggin diggin diggin

UNDERWATER WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD The fishes are well fed. Er noooo some looks small and skinny while some are as huge as your assies.. Bias =( Hmmmmm I LOVE THE UNDERGROUND!! You don't have to waste your energy to walk, cos there's this like erm escalator? to guide us along the way.

The fishes there fortunate ah! Don't have to turn into ikan billies or sambal fish.

We had sticks in our mouth ^^V

WATAAAA WATAAAAAA!

Hmmm where's the eye

CREEPIEST like some alien dropped from the sky and the fish mongers assume that its some fish creature and should be showcased here..... You have to see the way it breathes!!!! OMG! LIKE BALLOON INFLATING AND DEFLATING

I think its angry cos I used flash hmmmmm nice expression babe/hunk..

WOAH

IT CHANGES COLOUR omg

Like cabbage

It flew above us :$

Yes I'm in underwater too... This is called as refraction.

hmm

Fish corpses at the back :O

I love this HEHEHEH

Hmmmm where's the toilet..

Damn why did you fart... it smells

Donald duck and Minnie mouse LOL!

Yes constipation yes.

I WANT TO tour around Sentosa =( It seems fun.. Underwater world is not enough even though it's fun T-T

But I heard that most of the ppl spent more than 100+ there omg. I should save up and tour there for a day HOHOHO and Slim up and wear a bikini under the warm sun and look at handsome beach boys LOL!

OHYA

FAREWELL RICE BURGER MAN =[

Even though you look nothing from the poster, I still love youuuuuuu. you made my smsing more fun and talking on phone more fun.

Bye......

T-T

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Birthday Braggers

2008-12-11T02:46:00.004+08:00

pizza for dogs LOL OMG MADE UP OF BONES AND CHICKEN AND CATS AND PEDIGREE? *I just noticed they are statues and they are the glass table "legs" -_-

Hmmmmmm I've seen many people bragging about their birthdays SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHH THAT I'M SO PISSSSSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DAMN if there's many people wishing you happy birthday you will be happy? YEAH I KNOW CONFIRM HAPPY BUT!!! They aren't wishing you because they have the heart to remember your birthday. Therefore their wishes are equivalent to rubbish.

WHY BRAG?! NB ISIT BECAUSE U WANT MANY PRESENTS!!!!! THE people who don't know you well is gonna be frustrated over choosing presents. Anyhow buy loh is their only decision. Then you dislike the present and you blame on them... Blame yourself bitch.

BIRTHDAY PARTYS

YAH I HATE IT WHEN I don't know them and I'm invited oh? I just sit there, chill, eat cake and drink water. The birthday girl/boy also acts as if they are some big shits and can't wait to be flushed away.

YES I'M JEALOUS CUS I didn't had any birthday parties before but I remembered I had one when I was K2. It sucks! I have to call so manyyyyyy relatives name ah gong ah ma ah yi ah sai ah pi sai ka na sai and also I don't feel the joy?

The main point of HUGE Birthday bashes is to feel as if you are popular and the MOST important person in the whole wide world while you're not. 50% of the people who attended your party are strangers. UNLESS you are wise enough to just call your closest friends and don't let your mum bug in if not she will invite the whole lot of relatives and her friends.

This year, I hid my birthday from friendster and etc, but lucky people who went into facebook knows my birthday (at that time im not a fan of facebook and I'm a nobody with 1 or 2 friends)

The idea is to find out who is the one who remembered my birthday hmmmm.. NOT by force but by heart. YA WHO TO FIND ONLY YOUR MAMA AND PAPA KNOWS!!!

So I led a lonely but enjoyable birthday at home and blew a mini cake given by my mum (L)

Yeah some of them remembered!

NO MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT TODAY DON'T WORRY. Its over for a long period of time.

OH YES AND PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate people who asks, " what to give you ah... " It's quite obvious what I like when you know me well..... YES JUST LOOK AT MY BLOG'S BACKGROUND!

I DON't give a fuck to birthdays, really. Unless you're important/close to me!

IN FACT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN TO MY OWN BIRTHDAY hmmm... It feels sad though, a year older leh, a year lesser to live! Moreover it's a day I spent in Mount Elizabeth Hospital. Trying to get my way out from my mum's HAHAHAHAA

Afterall, even if it's a last minute thing to wish your friends or even strangers, wish them with your heart babayyyyy you will feel happy tooo!

OMG I'M BEING FRIENDLY OMG

I love lantern festivals though HEHEHEHEHE CAN PLAY WITH CANDLES but I didn't had the chance to celebrate it in these youthful days. I MUST celebrate it next year.

On the di did idididididid noisy lanterns and eat candles hehehehe

WHAT?! LANTERN FESTIVALS AND birthdays no link?

We eat candles and moonCAKES during that festival and it's duno what godness birthday who cares just have fun hehehehehes

Ok I better sleep now if not I can't wake up early today hmmmm but I can't sleep!!!!!!

VERY CUTE! MUST PLAY!!!! and they speak alien languages hmmmm they don't sound monkey to me damn! I was trying to learn monkey language! damn!

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Syakie

2008-12-10T00:43:00.006+08:00

Very long ago....... Hmm I think it happened on a particular Friday.. Ok just let it be 13th of July 2020 Friday since I've forgotten the date.

SO HMMMMMMM First we went to queensway just to buy waffles.

YES WAFFLE KAYA WAFFLE! There 1 very nice despite the fact that the auntie made it before I ordered. NO not a cold and soggy waffle. She quickly baked it again -_- Ya so not bad loh hmmm ya ya Ellis, cottage waffle the best.. LOL

OHYA DID I TELL YOU this is my first time at Queensway? YEAP my first time at Queensway shopping mall or plaza or condo or hotel or kampong. Syak shoo-ed me there to get some shoes so as to sue the crews.

N HEY THERE SUCKS where ever you go there'll be food scent. YES FOOD SCENT! WHO CAN RESIST THAT!!!! Made me so hungry that I randomly picked that waffle :$

I didn't took any pictures there cos it's my first time there and I'm pretty shy to stretch my arms and play a shutter sound :$

hmm so after that we ran over to a bus stop and ran up a bus and jumped on a seat at the bacccck!

I made a fake set of teeth with mentos the freshmaker. Yes I sneaked into a pub by acting like a huge star and walked on a red carpet!

omg Syak got a friend attached to her body. HEADLESS AHHHHH COMMUNICATES THROUGH SYAK'S MOUTH that's why sometimes she talks differently like 2 fingers.

Hmm ok my eyeball didn't drop.

We -.- dropped at the wrong bus stop-.- but only a few metres away la hehehehehes. Lucky there's Syak. If not I'll be lost Hmmmm.. She keeps pulling my bag like how Ber always do when I'm walking towards the wrong direction LOL AM I REALLY THAT ROAD IDIOT HMM

Syak : Can POSE PROPERLY OR NOT.. HAIYO

I just wanna have unique poses by walking around and dancing and hopping around =[[[[[[[[[[[[ Nonono I don't wanna put my hands on my waist and lift up the end of the skirt.

THIS PROVES HOW HOT THE WEATHER IS see my face is shining with glory. And my fringe is sticking with joy. With such glory and joy we need to waste human resources by pulling out tissues from tissue packets. And yea it even melted my thighs.

I don't know what to wear that day. I look fat when I woke up in the morning so I wore a Don'tmakemelookfat HOT PINK SHIT t-shirt from my mum with a pair of jeans. HOW COOL HOT PINK I HATE HOT PINK THANK YOU but I duno why I love wearing them omg this is a long caption.

The distant love.. hais..

HOT BABES ALWAYS NEED A TISSUE TO STICK ON THEIR FORHEADS

Hmmmm is there any cute hunks for me to save. my orange donut is prepared at the back i'm ready anytime!!!!!

We had some awful Mcdonald Choco dip icecream. The auntie anyhow dip and anyhow squeeze the icecream till it looks short. I think shes cursing me.

I hate you psp =[[[[ U made me emo beside the bin and the only thing I could do is to snap photos =[[[[[

So hmmm we waited till 7.30 which is the time when the gig starts... While waiting, we did many stuff like taking photos, snapping photos, shooting photos, pressing camera, laughing at photos. AH ALSO sneaking into the quiet and scary library sitting with ants buying a $1.60 ice mountain(FUK) peeping into shops, and most importantly, bio-ing handsomes HEHEHEHE

So YA THE GIG SUCKS! Not because of the music but because we aren't allowed to take flash photography AND videos. I got warned twice -_- Omg damn pai seh YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!! VERY VERY VERY very embarassing. But frankly speaking, they aren't worth being video-ed... Except for the 2nd band and Sally(?)

The first band doesn't suck that bad just that they are too monotonous. Their intro are always a BOMB but after that it gets boring...... Nvm it's their first gig so not that bad :$

2nd band is allll the wayyy instrumental but I don't have a mood for that you know. I wanted something explosive since the 1st band is boring. But this band always have good breakdowns and oways SHOCK me. it feels good to be shocked hmmmm. Not bad lah

3rd band which is the Sallys, a Ska band. I LOVE SKAAAAAA THEY are just like LessThanJake but they have this kind of kampong music+ska merging together feel hmmm ok sally fans don't kill me. But overall they built up the atmosphere and made me think that it isn't a waste to go to that gig.

Many people were dancing infront of the stage and one of them were taken away of the police cus he keeps jumping up on the stage and snatch the fame LOL! VERY STUPID AND FUNNY.

Before perming hair, after perming hair.

GREEN STAGE BABAYYYYY I WAS EXCITED WHEN I SAW THIS

First band ho ho ho he keeps using the weeper effect the WAH WAH WAH one quite irritating hmmmmmm

To test if your hand is bigger than your face *piaks*

After the whole event ended, my dad came over and drove us home HEHEHHES I FEEL BAD REALLY FOR HIS 2 WEEKS off from work he keeps fetching me home or fetch me out. Hmmmm... Dad how much does the petrol cost?

Ahhhhhh theeeeee greeeeen teaaaa gotttt alcohollllll

Untilll myyyy visssionnnn turneeeddd to thisss

Aww the coke is left behind =[[

DO YOU FEEL LIKE SLAPPING THIS BITCH HAHAHAHAHAH omg when I see this picture I feel like killing myself. This is how bitches pose.

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I miss Taiwan Food

2008-12-07T01:00:00.006+08:00

AT THE THE THE BUKIT TIMAH PLAZA AH (Bukit kick horse plaza)

Hmmm had it last Satoorday with lis lis and my dad. Was famished during that time so we anyhow pick food AND WOW we are pro, WE GOT TO EAT NICE FOOOOT!

GYOZAAAAAAA Hmmm Not really crispy! What we wanted is like when you bite, got the sound of the prawns shell cracking kiak kiak kiak kiak. In other words, outside crispy inside softy HAHAHAHA pardon me.

MINE MINE MINE! Imma rice lover so IF YOU ARE ONE you have to have THIS! The tenderness of the braised beef~ ah~ imagine the cow eating grass daily~ running for the sake of humans just to have tender meat~ ah~~~

DAMN NICE AHHHHH and the egg is weird. Like some pineapple jelly inside a white agar agar.

My dad's Beef noodle... Healthy? YES REALLY HEALTHY my dad says it tastes mild =/ it seems that the cow didn't had any salty food before turning into a beef..

Green Beef? LOL LOL LOL NO NO LOL JK IM JK HAHhahahaa.. Actuallly it's green grass jelly HAHAHHA HAHHA JK JK JK LO LO L hahaha...

Ellis's hmmmmm Spicy beef noodle?? She said it's nice!!! I didn't try it! So er.. the cow that turned into this beef is a chilli lover.. Hmmmmm

Ok so hmmmm we spent almost half of the time to shop to accompany my dad to choose the appropriate furniture for his room. Hmmmm IN THE END HE DIDN'T GET HIS DESIRED COMPUTER TABLE AHHHHHHH but at least we get to have Taiwan food =D

taiwan food taiwan food~~ and the owner of the restaurant looks like Huang Fei Hong with his long pony tail at the back. HEY OWNER WANNA ME TO HELP YOU TIE PLAIDS =DDDDD

YES THE FURNITURE SHOP IS OUR SECOND HOME I'm actually happy that we are able to take photos there cuz most of the shops we went TODAY said, " NO PHOTOGRAPHY HERE PLEASE " Wow the Forever 21 sales girl is afraid that we take her sexy photo and crop it with a nude body :$

Ok I will post more of the pictures we had taken NEXT TIME HE HE HE when is Next time?

hmmmmmmm probably when I'm dead. I will try to burn some paper pictures in heaven and see if it's sent to the reality here... If it's sent successfully it means that heaven EXISTS!

I think I've got..

Constipation when I reached home.

Wow her voice is high pitched! WORST STILL IT'S LOUD HMMM I can't really catch what she's saying but most of the rubbish that she said is the same just that it's in different pitch and frequency...

Yes I still feel constipated -- Unable to vent out my anger on my cutesy furnitures and monkey plushies =(

Just like how you can't bear to kill that cockroach that you adored for a long period of time...

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I want to lead a simple life

2008-12-05T16:11:00.004+08:00

ON WEEK DAYS

NB
NB
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Currently, My dad took a 2 weeks off from work and he is bugging me to go out with him almost everyday!

SOME MORE NV MAKE APPOINTMENT WITH ME, its very last minute like how you wanna shit suddenly..

SOME MORE MY MOTHER IS threatening me to go out with my dad IF NOT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH MY peng you yi sheng yi qi zou~ na xie ri zi bu zai you~

What I want on week days is.........

WAHHH SEHHHHHHHHHHH 1am already.. What a good sleep!

*switches on computer* Hmmm nb so little people online, all are working in fucking factories or restaurants or companies or shitting in toilets... Nvm go work GO WORK DON'T CARE ABOUT ME I CAN LIVE WITHOUT WORK!!! *smashes piggy bank*

*go to friendster* YAY SOMEONE SAY I SUCK AGAIN LIFE'S GOOD YAY

*go to facebook* wowwww Sunwenkong died from hunger.

*go to my blog* AHHHH I DUN 1 GO MY BLOG ANYMORE everytime I see that I didn't update my post properly it really clenches my heart into a fist.. Hmmm

*checks tagboard* Eng theng reply liao!!! *goes her blog tag back*

*open veoh* YAY LET'S watch some akihabara@Deep!

Then when its.... 5pm.. YAY COOK WHITE RICE!

*after 30 minutes* Hmm let's fry egg.....

*eats and watch Akihabara@Deep*

OK I SHALL BATHE NOW!!! *time 9.00pm*

Hmm Let me read some books...

*go back online* WOW THOSE WORKING ADULTS ARE ONLINE haha I'm a kid yay.

*sleeps*

YES THIS IS MY LIFE WITHOUT THE NEED TO DELIVER FOOD TO HUNGRY GHOSTS AND TRIPPING OVER STEPS AND WAKING UP EARLY HAHAHHAHHA DAMN IT

BYE

But you know, when life's dull during weekdays, and life is ~~BAAAZZAAARRRRR~~ LOL exciting on weekends(i shall stop trying to be a smartie and type any weird vocab i have in mind thanks ellis LOL), you would spend your weekdays thinking what to do what to wear and etc and going somewhere special IN SINGAPORE I KNOW SINGAPORE IS SMALL and we can hardly go to places which excites you like a roller coaster ride....

BUT IT TAKES TIME TO RESEARCH RIGHT HMMM

So when weekends come, the time you anticipated had comeee and it's a time you enjoy. while on weekdays, you rest like a babie girl.

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I want a basement

2008-12-04T01:53:00.007+08:00

IN MA HOUSE

CAN SET UP A KARAOKE ROOM!!!!!!!! without disturbing the neighbours and saving glasses from breaking into pieces!!!

CAN SET UP JAM ROOM ALSO! THEN EARN MONEY HAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha hahaa...

I want to live in a mansionnnnnnn

Call all my friends to live here, all my relatives to live here, peace peace, fun fun, noisy noisy. SO I WON'T BE FUCKING ALONE LIKE WHAT AM I NOW alone in a room. Oh no no I'm not aloneeee actually...

OK SO!

Some rooms can be a... Make up room?

And then the... Mirror room? With different angles and can be able to see your back view. YES THOSE KIND I LOVE IT.

And then a GYM ROOM! I only want the running machine, bicycle then the rest of the space in the room is for people to mosh around and do hardcore dancing HAHAHAHA

Then......... SPA ROOM + 1000 supplies of Relax Choya to suit the ambience just like the advertisement.

THEN! RICE ROOOOOOM YES A ROOM FULL OF RICE. I love rice jus like how you minimise your mice.

THEN SHOES ROOM OHHHHHHH The room shape must be a shoe..

Thennnnnn A STUDIO! FOR PHOTOSHOOTS AHHHH

THENN COMPUTER GAMING ROOM, LIKE LAN SHOPS OH DEAR

Oh dearrr I think the list would be never ending

AH YA AND DRAMA ROOM

ANIME ROOM

COSPLAY ROOM

MICROPHONE ROOM

MOVIE ROOM

MUSIC ROOM (a room just for blasting music out of speakers)

BED ROOM (only beds, no pillows no bolsters no blankets no nothing. Ranging from single size to king sized bed)

CAMWHORE ROOM with beautiful background like monkeys all around YEAH

handphone room (you could only hear LING LING LING and also some hardcore ringtones)

LIBRARY

PARTY ROOM

Performing rooM

SALON WITH MANY MANY MANY HAIR GADGETS like water gun to wash your hair.

ANTS ROOM (so as to prevent ants from intruding into other rooms)

Oh I nearly forgot toilet about toilets

AH AND MOST IMPORTANTLYYYY A HUGE KITCHEN for me to experiment foods

AHHH MOSTM OST MOST IMPORTANT IS ANOTHER STUDIO for painting/sketching and all the art stuff omg om gomgogmogmg

I'm making myself happy now by thinking of ALL the impossibilities Hmm.

Why did I start blogging on this? Because I saw some band jammed in their basement of their apartment at YouTube WHOAAAAAAAA SO COOL LA

ok so when am I gonna start blogging formally Hmm.. I was NEVER formal oops.

DRAMA TIME HAHAHA

oh I feel like blogging about my recent outings BUT BUTBUT I havent start editing them.

NO YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO JUST PUT THOSE UNEDITED PHOTOS UP COS

You don't wanna see my huge nose and mini eyes right? Hmmmmmmmmm OK NO I DIDN'T PHOTOSHOP MY FEATURES NO NO NO NO NO

No one wants to see lousy quality photos right =(

right?? =[[[

OK SHUT UP DON'T TELL ME LEFT.

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Oh my I saw a dead cockroach, it's right beside me

2008-12-02T21:20:00.003+08:00

Hmmmmm

I tried my Dad's headphone just now and I find it

COOOOOL HAHAHAHAHA

I THINK putting on headphones is like placing 2 speakers beside your ears + wearing a hairband. Cool lehhhh! you can be girly and cool at the same time cos you are putting 2 speakers near your ears and wearing a hairband at the same time. AHHH I'M REPEATING THINGS!

And so cool ~.~

omg I only can think of one word when it comes to headphones - COOOOOOOOOOOL

Eh but if you wanna get headphones, get Sennheiser ones or Creative. For Sony, get the most expensive one. Cos my dad's $28 Sony headphone, errr I can't say it sucks, just that it doesn't suits me! But I think it suits bassist ahhhh cos the bass is WOW very shiok.

AND HMM I tried the Sennheiser headphones at Sitex, and its WOW very shiok too! AND THE PRICE IS VERY VERY VERY SHIOK TOO!!!! I think the best one is around 600 bucks hmmm SONG BO!

AND YA

HEADPHONES VERY COOLLLLLL

WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC, you can put it down and wear it like a "neckstrap" then walk around like a poseur and give the, " HEY IMMA ROCKER " look. Get some piercings and tattoos too dude!

But hey really, I really think of this when I'm wearing my dad's headphones AT HOME.

AND LET ME BE THICK SKIN ABIT HAHAHHA I think I look cool when the headphone is up.... and it doesn't really mess up my hair HEHEHEHE

IN CONCLUSION,
I LOVE TO LOOK COOL BUT I CAN'T STAND NOOBSHIT QUALITY MUSIC hmmm therefore my sony earpiece is the best CHOICE! hehehehehhes :$

AHHH DUN ASK ME WHY I NV BLOG YET BOUT ME N LIS LIS N SYAK SYAK N BER BER N MA MA N PA PA YET AHHH

DONT ASK
AHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

AAHHHHH

*runs away*

*trips*

*slps*

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NEW STUFF

2008-11-27T03:12:00.002+08:00

FINALLY I'VE GOT AN EAR PIECE BABAYYY!!!

ER I mean a new pair of ear piece. Hehehe was intending to get a headphone cos it doesn't hurt my ear much BUT! It's so big and bulky. Moreover, IT WILL MESS UP MY HAIR.

But nevermind ah! MY DAD GOT the headphone and I got ear piece. He siao 1. He got it so as to watch his antique movies. Some more his headphone, the bass damn loud! I can hardly hear any treble!

I LOVE SONY PRODUCTS

THAT'S WHY I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF a Sony Ear piece, Sony Cam, Sony phone, and more to goooo I wannnn aaa sony MP33333

RED PRETTY HOT SEXY But who cares bout the colours?! Once my hair is put down, you can't even see my ear! HAHA THATS WHY I didn't have any ear holes.

The BASS BOOSTER! But it hurts my ear badly during 1st usage. But I got used to it now! It's good! It doesn't drop off easily!!

EH I REALLY love the sound produced by this ear piece. I can enjoy my dramas, music, games and movies everytime I have this on. ESPECIALLY MUSIC OK!! MUSIC MUSICCCC The basss woahhhh shiok shiok!

So this is my black hair and that white string hung over my neck is my old ear piece for my creative mp3!

I LOVE BLACK HAIR! But I coloured my hair =( FOR THE very first time in my life. My hair gave away it's virginity to the hairdresser =[[[[ HOW CRUEL

I KNOW not much difference!!!!!!!! And that monkey strap is for hanging my mp3 and ear piece cuz my this new ear piece doesn't have a neck strap.

I really regretted dying my hair cos it makes no difference and I SPENT $90 DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN I should've chose a striker colour but I HATE STRIKING HAIR. Nono I mean I don't think I suit them. Lis lis even said that I suit black hairrrr..

So I was curious about the sensation of dying hair and I ran to the salon and asked which dark hair colour suits me best. And tadah the outcome =(

NO DIFFERENCE AH!!!!

No la there is!!!!

Only when my hair is under flash/sunlight. =[[[

Eh I feel like a secondary school kid who wanna show off that he/she dyes his hair during holiday and gotten a dark hair dye. And PURPOSELY don't wanna dye his/her hair black and PURPOSELY wanna get caught under sunlight and PURPOSELY say it's natural..

HEHEHEHS NO OFFENCE

Name this expression

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Light make up for plum

2008-11-27T00:02:00.014+08:00

WAHHHHHHHH I THINK I I I've got too used in putting lesser eyeliner. Which led to smaller eyes in pictures and caused conflicts between my eyes and the camera. =(

THEN DAMN!!! I didnt apply THICK MAKE UP during Prom night. HOW COOL!!! So er.. I look almost makeup-less in all the pictures. Hmmmmmm...

I didn't wore a satin dress, sequin or bubble or glittery or bear back orrrr show-off-neh-neh dresses either. However, I "cosplayed" as an office girl yesterday : )

I WAS SO OFF THE CROWD LOR! People were all shiny and glittery and SEXY with their prom dresses.. BUT ME?! HAHAHAHA!!!

An office girl who was supposed to attend company's D&D but accidentally popped up in a student graduation night.

LOL JENNIFER kept asking me to change to her dresses. But I denied COS THIS OUTFIT was a gift from my mum. IF I don't wear it, you know how it feels.

SO!!! Firstly, qin and I went over to Jennifer house to go prom together and also put on my false eyelashes. BUT I DIDN'T PUT THEM ON in the end cos I was lazy and I think it won't make any difference.

BUT I WAS WRONG. SHIT. MY EYES LOOK BOTAK WITHOUT HAIRS IN PICTURES.

Psst, I didn't even put mascara or kiap my eyelashes.

I think my mum chopped off my penis when I was young.

AHHHHHH got one dead white hand on cenni's head!!!

*Photo missing due to overwhelming response from Cenni chan*

WOOO I SAW SOMETHING QIN QIN

Her mirror reflection is alwayssssss tilted at 75 degrees and tadah her trademark. hehehe

Omg what a weird mouthshape. I didn't wore my fake set of teeth.

It was fun at Cenni's house. She keeps on,

" Eh eh my make up ok ma? thick anot? kua zhang ma? "

" my dress kua zhang ma???? "

LOL V CUTE!

Qin and I were having fun with the straightener and got so excited when our fringe were straight and flat like how your chest looks like.

Hmm then we flagged a cab WITH THE HELP OF MY SEXY LEGS HAHAHAHA (and of course my kan chiong look as an office girl) and headed off to Raffles City Tower.

The taxi uncle asked,

" You all are going to company's D&D right? "

HAHAH DAMN YOU UNCLE DAMN!

Ok so here's the prom pictures...............

Hi! We are Hi2! (sea rabbits)

OMG WHY WHY OUR BACKGROUND SO DARK!

Hey that waitress at the back suggested this outfit for me.

That hot expression. :O I WANNA LEARN IT.

Shy shy cenni and Sweet Sweet Syak!

OMG I REALLY LOVE CANDID PICTURES BECAUSE I OWAYS look like im digging gold out of ma nose during candid shots. And say Hi to candid-ed Haslinda : D

WIB WOMEN IN BLACK

OMG THIS POSE REALLY HOT I wanna learn it *bookmarks*

Ahhhh floweryyyy

See I'm digging nose again. Say hi to Yue hui, my sec 1 and 2 best mate in class! I remember the times where we played with Kapo monkey with Qin during lesson by choking it using curve ruler.

NO HE'S NOT BENDING AT ALL He's actually standing on a chair HAHAHA YOU CAN'T BEAT ME ENG CHEE I will be taller than you!!

Mdm Goh's favourite Mr Frog

Yuan Ling : Eh Yun ni take photo leh leh yunwen shooting!!!!!

Yun Ni : HUH THEN WE SHOULD HIDE!!! SHE IS SHOOTING LEH LATER WE DIE HOW! *Takes camera and prepares to shoot enemy back*

These are balls. Soccer ball and Basketball.

Hands in pocket, hands off pocket. Pocket got money, Pocket got monkey.

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Peace makers.

Oh no they are trapped on a net AHHHHHH

OMG MING GOT a human living inside his body.. I swear this isn't photoshopped.

Maths And Chinese. Ms Ang and Mdm Goh. Omg Ms Ang can sing!!!!!

DANCE BABAY DANCEEE Annabelle is fired up!

PAINTERS =D Omg I really miss the times when we paint on our wood or canvas while crapping and eating paints.

SHE ROCK SHE ROCK SHE ROCK YES!

Omg the Hat got a soul.

Haiyo when is the taxi coming up to 4th level. So slow.

OMG SYDIN NV WEAR SPECTS!

Did you say Hi to Haslinda just now? Now she's saying Hi to you back!!

Sue~~~ I really love her dress!!!!!

I love happy faces : D

Syaz THE PROM QUEEN FOR 4E2!

Happy birthday hug. So sweeeeeeeeeeet omg I see ants crawling there. SEE SEE

" Mummy!! I WAN THAT BARBIE DOLL! I REALLY WANT! You don't wanna buy for me then I sit here and cry. "

Syairah kisses~

Peace for Syah sleeping!

Pea eyes huge eyes sexy eyes

I look good when my eyes are closed!

Cenni went clubbing, Qin qin went walking, I went driving! I DROVE SYAH, SyaK AND SUE Home!

YES MY steering wheel is at the back seat.

SOMETHING DISTURBING DURING THE WHOLE EVENT IS THAT!!!! My button of my shirt keeps unbuttoning itself. WTF I KEEP buttoning them but they jus came off =((((

I hope no one sees my bra. OK its white.. U DIDN'T SAW IT RIGHT?!!?!?

And that lecherous Eng Chee keep telling me to button it up HAHAHA OK SORRY THIS IS A JOKE A JOKE

OMG I HAVEN'T BATHE I shall edit this post later on, have fun with the pictures. Feel free to gop them as dear Sunwenkong(me duh) had already credited herself in the pictures HAHAHA BYE BYE

Thanks to :

-The people who helped to take pictures using my lousy camera

-H.S.P who built up the atmosphere

-2008 Graduates

-Mama Papa

-That sales girl

-Aunt who helped me to bargain

-Colin who helped me to cut n colour my hair using crayon

-That 7CM SHOE

- MYSELF WHO CHOSE YUSOF ISHAK SECONDARY SCHOOL as the first choice.

- Ellis who asked me to chose YISS LOL

- 1E2 2005, 2E2 2006, 3E2 2007, 4E2 2008.

Hmmmm and many more. OH YA and THE flies in Atrium convention hall which entertained me throughout the event. Thanks thanks :)

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Plum

2008-11-26T01:58:00.004+08:00

I feel like a walking plum who looks like a glum. No, no no no not glam at all.

At that juncture, I wished that I could get a plumber and plumb out all the viruses which caused me to dour beside a door.

I hate today.

Really

I don't feel good. I don't look good. I don't sound good.

NOT GOOD LAH NB

I got so sensitive over what I've seen during the plum night. It feels as if I'm the only one eating, drinking, walking, breathing, smacking flies.

I felt like a neglected fucked up kid.

OK LET'S BE OPTIMISTIC BITCH

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

TODAY SUCKS TODAY SUCKS TODAY SUCKS PLUM SUCKS PLUM SUCKS TODAY SUCKS PLUM SUCKS BIG TIME SHIT PROM FUCK PROM SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS THERES ONLY FEW HAPPY MOMENTS AND IT SUCKS I DUNO WHY BUT IT SUCKS BIG TIME N IT SUCKS LIKE HOW U SUCK YOUR OWN NEH NEH POK FUCK TARD N IT SUCKS LIKE HOW U SUCK YOUR STRAW OUT OF A SLURPEE AND FUCK I DIDN'T GET MY SLURPEE I SHALL GET IT TMR BUT TODAY DEFINITELY SUCK! PROBABLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET TO SIT AT TABLE 6 AND ENDED UP SITTING AT TABLE 2. BUT MAYBE TABLE 2 IS BETTER? WHO KNOWS BITCH. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS

I strongly apologise for what I've typed above. OH NO PLEASE TREAT THEM AS ALPHABATS! I closed my EYES AND I RANDOMLY TYPED THEM! HMMMMMMM IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE!

aahhhh I feel better now.. Thanks ang moh kio for accompanying me to text here and there with the help of the huge SINGTEL satellites.

bye i can't wait till poly starts. I WANT MEET NEW PEOPLE! I WANT MAKE NEW FRIENDS. FRIENDS AS IN CARING, GOOD, CONSIDERATE, FUN friends AND must be a weirdo. Where to find sia? I think I already own these friends HEHEHEHS

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HOOKED

2008-11-21T18:07:00.003+08:00

I'VE GOT SO MANY THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT BUT

I'm hooked onto facebooook

the retarded website where a face and a book undergo plastic surgery and the final look is a face which looks like a book

HMM

ITS FUN BUT

THE THE THE DRAMA WHICH WHICH GEOK YONG INTRODUCED ME WAS EVEN HOOOKYYYY

OK GO WATCH IT NOW

I MEAN NOW

THE SHOW NAME IS SHIBATORAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.mysoju.com/shibatora/

CLICK IT BABE

I'm once again hooked on japan dramas again Hmm... Maybe anime next! BUT DAMN CRUNCHYROLLLLL I CANT CONTINUE TO WATCH HITMAN REBORN.

WAIT

DAMN THE STUPID PERSON WHO LICENSED ITTTTT =(

but thank god Wei xi gave me another link to watch it HEEHHE SO I SHALL TRY MY LUCK.

Most probably I will blog all the shit stuff after my prom night Hmmmm I'M NOT EXCITED BOUT IT BITCH! I can't wait to get a new DRESS bcos this WAITRESS DRESS SUCKS TO THE CORe.

Maybe I can buy some decorations and "modify" the dress Hmmmmm..

NO TIME LA NO TIME LA I haven get my 20inch heels yet =(

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My Received Files

2008-11-18T02:11:00.005+08:00

LOL DAMNNNNN

THANKS TO Low Disk Space Signal! Made me got the urge to go to My Received Files and delete some junks.

BUT I DON'T BEAR to delete them. They are wonderful. YES! The things that my friends/some strangers sent are soooooooo FUNNY LOL!!!

Take their OLD picture for instance. Few years back I see wahhhh sooo cooooool.. But now they changed and look different and I laugh like how you fart multiple times.

HAHAHHA DAMN FUNNY

THERE'S Even conversations sent by friends. DAMN FUNNY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY used to be lovers .... OMG LOLLLL

I shan't name them if not they will pluck out my eyes.. But it makes no difference if my eyeball is present or not Hmmm..

I WILL PROMISE TO KEEP THEIR DOCUMENTS/PICTURES/RECORDINGS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL HAHAHAHAHAHA

Curious?! JUST ASK ME IN MSN what have you sent me in THE PAST. From errr 2006 - 2008

cool hor cool hor

THIS IS LIKE TIME CAPSULE HAHAHAH OMG JUST THAT YOU don't need to have the energy to dig the mud the sand the worms the plants the shits to take out the capsule!

Convenient hor!

So if you wanna have your "time capsule" in MY RECEIVED FILES... SEND ME OK HAHAHA I WON'T DELETE! HAHAHAHHA OMG LOL

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

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WAH DAH FAH

2008-11-17T02:01:00.002+08:00

I HATE my skinnnnnn

Because of the skin at my BACK, I couldn't wear anything sexy which reveals the back.

U SEE U SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all the darn shops in SG all sell dresses which reveals the back. Its hard to find a NICE dress which covers all my flaws.

FLAW 1 : SMALL BOOBS

FLAW 2 : UGLY BACK SKIN

FLAW 3 : TUMMY FATS

FLAW 4 : A BIT HUNCH BACK

FLAW 5 : HAND TOO LONG

FLAW 6 : FLABBY ARMS

FLAW 7 : LOOKS UGLY IN NOT LONG AND NOT SHORT DRESSES (oh who don't)

=(

BUT IF MY MY MY BACK THE SKIN IS DAMN SMOOTH AND DAMN WHITE I would be happy enough. Just look at this dress T-T

SUITS the theme [Glitz and Glamour] AND SO SWEET N NICE LOR!!!

BUT BUTBUT =(

DAMN IMAGINE ITS MY SEXY BACK. I will scare people with my back, really.

If its green its even better HEHEHE BUT THE POINT IS, I can hardly find this dress in SG NOR I COULD WEAR THIS openly. Unless I get a small leather jacket woo woo wooooo. That would be so cooooool!

GUESS WHAT

I WENT dress hunting today with my mum + aunt. Sucks.

What I like = What they dislike.

They want those which is WOAHHH got those TAI TAI FEEL and those HIGH CLASS PEOPLE FEEEEEL.

HOWEVER, WHAT I WANT WAS something that is slim and tight fit on my curves. So can reveal my sexiness mah... Oh ya and SHORT. AND never reveals my back.

Once, I was chatting online with lis lis and discussed a lil about prom dress.. And I said I want to wear Qi pao LOL!!!

AND GUESS WHAT!

I SAW A QIPAO DRESS AT ZARA TODAY! It doesn't look nice BUT when I wore them, gosh its gorgeous..... Not those traditional types hor. Its short and fits me welllll T--T

BUT BUT BUT BUT my mum says its isn't nice. She said that THIS FASHION will have this kind of dresses when CNY comes. BUT WHO CARES this is for prom right?

THEREFORE I didnt get it =(

I got a waitress look a like outfit instead. Gosh what an impulse buy.....

I wanna cry

I wanna get a new dress

T_T

I WANT BUY 10 INCH HEELS ! HAHAHA COME ON Ain wanna take photo with me? : D

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I am already sixteen

2008-11-15T16:46:00.007+08:00

And yet shes treating me like a

Statue dog.

YES A DOG. A DAMN DOG.

Girl, SIT

GIRL STAND

GIRL CANNOT GO OUT

GIRLL THROW RUBBISH

Yeah loh just look AT what the nurse TOLD me yesterday.

Because of something personal I have to postpone the urine test. Then I TOLD the nurse myself that I would come back my own on the Next Sat.

Oh then then SHE said " I'm not free on that day how about postponing it another day? So that I accompany my daughter"

.... Ok its my test not yours damn.

I'm just so fucked up when the nurse said this to me after you mentioned that, " You have to be independent. You don't have to depend on your mum to come to the clinic. Come your own "

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

I can see I'm a very independent person. AND I HATE TO Depend on others. She is the one who don't trust me, or.. concern about me TOO much? Therefore she wants to follow.

I'm not dumb

I know where is the clinic and I know how to talk and I know how to walk and I know how to take a bus. So ez by just tapping the Ez-link card. And you'll hear 2 beep sounds and you can go find a seat. When you can't find a seat jus act as if you're pregnant by stuffing your bag inside your shirt.

Sometimes I just wish I have siblings. So that she won't focus on me so much.

I hate to ask you, " Mum can I go out with *** tmr at **** at *** ? "

Because 70% of the time you'll reject.

I love to cook

But you don't allow. You say I will mess the whole damn house by splashing olive oil all over the floor.

I love mothers who cook

But you don't.

I sing

You say I noisy.

I on my music to MEDIUM volume

You say later attract ghosts and spirits.

I eat

You say I will drip

I said I'm 16

you said, " are you 21 yet? "

and I replied, " yeah you are 40+ an old lady"

So many restrictions. I Cant do anything I want in my damn house when shes around. But I'm pretty happy that there's this father who have same interests as me.

On the other hand, I think shes pretty hip, fun and funny to go out with as a mom. BUT SHE ALWAYS MAKE me feel embarrassed. Not her dressing or what. Its how loud SHE commented on my skin and etc or nag me in a quiet bus loudly. Hey we aren't the only ones living on Earth.

OH NOOOO I'M 16? I feel like a primary school kid..... hiiies

I shall just rot at home like a

Tomato who have been living in my refrigerator for months. Look at the aftermath man..

I NEED TO GET A LIFE.

I NEED PRIVACY

I NEED TRUST

BEFORE I TURN INTO THAT TOMATO = LIFE SPAN = 0

BOY POSE NUMBER 2

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Sew Sew Sew mai

2008-11-14T15:58:00.010+08:00

Medical check up SUCKS. The PEOPLE were rushing everything through! I might have high blood pressure because of this!

AH I HATE THE DOCTOR!!! Because my mum wrote something wrongly in the form, and I saw her holding on to a REX GRIP pen, So I asked her kindly,

" Er.. Can you lend me your pen? I wanna change something here. "

She MOVED Her hands away and replied reluctantly,

" Er no no I can't lend you my pen. What do you want? "

WHAT THE F* Oh dear its REX GRIP PEN not some FOUNTAIN PEN WHICH can spray water in the air. Why is it so DEAR to you? Hmmmm Big deal.

I asked her to change it anyway. Nvm NVM!

HMMMMMM

My dearest bag owns a hole now =(

WOW MY BAG have a mouth! I didn't know thatttt hahahahaha....

Mama told me to throw it away cos ACCORDING TO HER superstitious shit, she said that if your bag got a hole, it means " LAO CHAI " In other words, loss of fortune.. Hmmm BUT I DON'T BELIEVEEEE

COS ITS MY DEAREST BAG T-T I won't BEAR to throw it away!! If not the BEAR WOULD take it and BEAR it into a fruit.

LEAVE KIPLING ALONE!!!

I remember I used it when I was primary 5 and 6 when there's no examsssss. Ah and I used to be damn fat. And THEY laughed at me, " HAHAHAHA BODY SO BIG TAKE SO SMALL BAG "

I JUST WANNA BE CUTE DAMN =[

OH and this bag is my ma ma one btw Hmmm.. I wonder how old is this bag now..

AH THEN I decided to amend the hole. If not my stuff would drop out from its mouth like how you puked on the streets.

Firstly, YOU WOULD NEED

HO HO HO full set of greeeeeeeeeeen threads. I really love green. But I hate veggies and I hate grasshoppers and floating leaves.

NEEDLE. TO poke the little pores of the bag.

Throw some strings onto it

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, your cutest puppet.

Imma newbie to sewing, despite the fact that I always play with needles and threads when I was young LOL!!! I actually TRIED to sew a bag out of a rag. And I sewed a small pillow for my electronic pet. HAHAHA TRUST ME ALL ARE FAILURES.

THEREFORE I've decided to stitch the small plushie above on to the hole!!!!! Can cover my ugly stitches too!!!!!

WANNA SEE MY END PRODUCT HAHAHHAHAA

O bunny, I didn't know you love my bag so much. I hate you. Lets be enemies.

Omg I just hope it doesn't drop off -_-

My mum commented that my stitches aren't secure enough. But I'm so lazy to poke here poke there. Fingers hurt =( I think I'm gonna buy some glue specially for cloth..... MUAHAHA FROM DAISO!

Sewing is quite fun Hmmm... But it gets boring after awhile. Becos.... Fingers hurt =(

IF ONLY I could sew my easilydropoffhandphonebatterycasing.

KEEP DROPPING LOR!

I remember this morning, my phone rang and when I took out my phone, THE DARN PHONE COVER DROPPED ON THE FLOOR LOL LOL LOLL damn embarrassing hmmmm Worst of all, I dropped thrice or more. I still gave the ACT COOL FACE LOL!

SPOILT

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boy boy

2008-11-14T00:26:00.005+08:00

BER SAY LOOK LIKE SOME MALAYSIAN GUY damn uuu

Hmm after several investigation, the reason why i look like a guy here is bcos :

- THE STARE

- THE "LEATHER" JACKET

AND LOLLOL

- THE POSE

LOL
LOL
LOL
LIKE
LOL

HAHAHAHA

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The reindeer spits rain

2008-11-13T21:13:00.015+08:00

Hi flies and lizards you are free to come in and have a tour inside my intestines

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'VE FINISHED EATING THE 11MONTHS BIG DONUT! Damn fulll nowww. However, I don't feel the excitement.

Probably because of indigestion of donuts hmmm... MAYBE THERE'S STILL PAPERS I HAVEN'T SIT YET!!!! OH YA I HAVEN TAKE CME EXAM!!! I remember attending the lessons.. But aren't there papers for it? Hmm..

Normally these little kids would be screaming, screeching, squealing like a dead pork, after their last piece of donut had finished. BUT I DIDN'T. I just feel empty Hmmmmm...

Ok so! I was so excited for the escape/Kbox outing STRAIGHT after 11 Nov (last piece of shit of paper) But I was just too sloppy and tired after Science MCQ hohoho. I think some chemicals went into my bodeh during the process of using probability for MCQs.

So we didn't go out straight after o levels T-T I feel so guilty bcos I'm afraid that I'm actually the one who caused the "fun".

AND DAMN I DIDN'T GET SLURPEE!!!!!

WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN RECITE EVERY SINGLE SHIT ABOUT GLOBALISATION NOW TO YOU Hehehehehe you wanna? Do you wanna?

I WENT OUT WITH SZENOOPY QIN QIN 21 HOURS AGO!

We went over to Far East to get her mysterious object Hmm.. Really, its mysterious.

AND DAMN SHE BOUGHT exactly the same design as my BAPE hooodie -_- and its freaking 25 bucks. Hell no! I hate I hate I hate I hate the "designer" who used her "OWN" "CREATIVITY" TO "DESIGN" that hoodie which qinqin bought. No originality haissss..

NAH nothing mysterious, just few tiny little sqaure boxes hehehes

YA YA QIN QIN I NOE UR NOT SHORTTTT -_-

OKOKKOKKKK this proves it! Hehehehes Camera angle stunts.

I'm pulling milk

I THINK I DIDN'T APPLY enough eyeliner 22 hours ago.. =( Nvm I'm glad I didn't. Cos it rainedddddd... And my eyes might LOOK like its raining after catching the rain hmm. GET IT?!

AND DAMN! IT RAINED! WHICH MEANS WE CAN'T enjoy our happyhapppyolvlsfinish time.

We got stucked inside Heeren for bout 2 hours -_- N I HATE MY CHARACTER FOR BEING so easily lured by promoters and sales auntie.

COS I WASTED $11.45 PURCHASING 11 PETITE CHOCOLATES

*hits my chest hard*

So while waiting for clouds to stop crying and patch up with his/her happy Sun, we sat beside a coconut tree and waited for the coconut to drop and we saw a coconut girl woo woo..

HOT RIGHT! BUT I SWEAR SHE'S NOT HUMAN! My camera can't detect her face =(

The Security guard passed by and saw me handling on a camera.

he asked me not to take photos here as photography is not allowed in the mall... But I said I'm taking our faces. And he ended up allowing us to take photos again..

Hmm What's the DIFFERENCE?

I can take my face WITH the VERY BIG INTERIOR OF HEEREN AS A BACKGROUND. Hehhehehes and LOOK I even took The billabong lady pictureee..

So IF I take a picture inside, hes gonna confiscate my Cam or give me detention? Or Pink form? HAHAHAHA OH PLSSSSS! OR HAND ME OVER TO THE DISCIPLINE MASTER?!

I've got coconut spikes

SAY YAY TO XMAS SALES!

Actually, qin qin have long hair hehehhes

The toilet scent.

I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN so I threw packets of tissues into the universe and the clouds caught it and used it and then gradually, the rain stopped hmmmm

So we had a HUGE dilemma on whether to go vivo/plazasing/continue journey/suntec blablabla

but qinqin doesn't want any of the choice I made-.- so we continued to find other bus stops to find more choices but WAHAHAHA

WE ended up in Cineleisure having my breakfast+lunch+dinner. YES I DIDN'T HAD ANY BREAKFAST T-T

I WAS DAMN FAMISHED! NEARLY STARVED TO DEATH!

Tofu tofuuuu nice nice tofuuu Turn into tofu man and fight with my bread man cone on.

" OH I'M GONNA EAT YOUUUU hehehehes "

Your tasteless seaweed.. I thought its sea? So it should be salty? Hmmm

Ironically, after a few bites, I was bloated -_-. Qin qin too.. It's not that the food was gross, I think we swallowed some rain drops on the way..

After that we went HOME! HEHEHE MY HOME! My home my home my hum my ham my hen. AND FUCK my chocolate melted like how ur shit melted.

I still ate it hmmm n I think it tastes better melted..

OMG LOOK FAMILIAR RIGHT!

Qin qin used her mysterious object and piak-ed on my face. OK SPOT THE DIFFERENCE.

szenoopy~

YAY for qin qin using computer

An pan man flying~~~

PA JIAO BABAYYY

the rain spoiled the wholeeee ambienceeeeee

BYE

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What I'm gonna do after 11 november.

2008-11-10T22:31:00.005+08:00

Hmm NO IDEA T-T

Probably date with some ants and lizards who live in my house without paying rent to go shopping at westmall. Then the insects would fall in LOVEEEEE with westmall

AND WON'T COME TO MY HOUSE ANYMORE

and live there forever..

Hehehe Don't need to hire any insects killer/hunter/smacker or something Hmm.. Efficient!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!! IM GONNA

RUN TO

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN

AND GET

BRAIN FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZED!!!!! Then all those SS chemistry stuff would be freezed and broken and dissolved into the atmosphere AND GONE OUTTA MY MIND. So I can fit more lovely stuff in it hehehees..

I really wanna get some slurpee T-T

I really T-T

But I dreamt then I went to get slurpee ON MY OWN. With some weird lonely girl too.

Pathetic huh =(

I guess its because the day before, I asked cf whether she wanna accompany me to 7-11 at market there, she said its too far and ask me to go on my own T-T

T-T

T--TT-T-T-T-

I REALLY WANT SLURPEE

tempting ahhhhhhhhh MUST WATCH THIS so that YOU can accompany to get some slurpee heheheh maybe Mr Softie tooooo

You know I'm so dumb =[

Once when I was veyr very very very young,

I pulled my own slurpee..... And er, I took the cup without the cap and pulled it. Then it overflowed. Then I quickly get a cap and cap it fast before the sun gets it and melt it... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm then pull again.

Then when I watched this video, the front part, I got so cocky and said this to myself, " OH YEAAA THATS HOW I PULL OUT A SLURPEE TOO \m/ "

But when I continued to watch further, the guy used the cap to put on the cup and pulled the slurpee..... I said, " Oh yah hor.. Quite clever this guy hmmm.. this is easy.. "

Yeah so I've learnt something out of this video. SO I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO WATCH LOL

OK SHIT I HAVEN STUDY BBBB

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Hmm What a short quiz

2008-11-09T16:06:00.007+08:00

Disturbed by Szenoopy Qin qin

Q1: Who was th last person who tagged you ?

A: please spell [ the ] properly HMM

Q2:The relationship between you and him/her ?

A: *blush* :$

Q3:Your 5 impressions of him/her?

A: Egg yolk, chickeeen wing, vita soy, meiji milk, yakult LOL

Q4:If he/she becomes your enemy , you will ...

A: Sing arch enemy SONGS HEHE

Q5:What will you say to the person whom you like very much ?

A: hehehehehesss i light you *fire up*

Q6:The characteristic(s) you love yourself is ...

A: being able to shut up for a day hmm

Q7:The characteristic(s) you hate yourself is...?

A: that maple character which I own few years back hmm level 40 HEHEHE NNN always love to kill the pork...

Q8: For th person whom i hate , you say ...

A: DAMN YOU SPELL [T H E] PROPERLY. T H E T H E T H E NOT T H!!! for the person whom YOU hate? Hmmm who cares hehehe

Q9: What do people feel about you ?

A: feel~ kimochi~ ah~

Q10: Who you have a crush to?

A: CHOY! I WON'T CRUSH on the tree touch woooooddd I will drive safely!

Hmm which twit created this quiz. Damn! spell [ THE ] correctly!!!! WHERE DID YOUR E WENT! TH is also a human, he needs E to pee and survive..

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Dead

2008-11-08T20:19:00.004+08:00

Dead,

- Bored

- Fish

- Human

- Connection

- MSN

- Phone

- Friendster

- MySpace

- People

- Friends

- Life

- Monkey soft toys

- Egg, oh its never alive.

- Veggies

- Air

- Atmosphere

- Blogs

- BORED BORED BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED
BORED

Hmmm

Oh the sky is getting dark. Or am I the one? Hmm Did I even ate chocolates? Drank milo? Or heated/baked by the oven/sun? Hmmmm My vision is getting dark... ohhhhhhhh I'm getting old..

EH BOY GET ME THAT OSIM MASSAGE CHAIR! Little granny here wants to relac.

NO NOT THE IGALLOP DAMN! Imagine a granny on a iGallop Hmmm The bones will break eventually and maybe she will get sponsored 10 years of Anlene! FREE SUPPLY! Or TCC OR OR ORRR

Hmmm BOY YOU WANT MY BONES TO BREAK ISIT!

" E r r "

Hey why are you showing me your dead thermometer screen E r r

*passes sim card with a Donut *

Boy : Here's your O Sim

Hmmm

ok I shall lie on the bed and be a dead babe and listen to shin chan shaking his bootie

NI HUI LAI LE!

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The ANSWER

2008-11-08T16:08:00.006+08:00

Been overjoyed for 3 days. HOHO I'M FLOATING! I'M GAY! I'M in a buoyant mood!!

I bet I will be happy for the rest of my life with this toyyyy.

Now I've got 4 toys at home hehehehehehes 2 lousy ones, one is an antique and one is a new born baby..

I only knew it when my dad took out his babyyyy ohohohoh

AH CRAP my baby is shitting, I forgot to get some diapers from NTUC!! Just look how it shitted all over its body.. =[[[

I think I'm too desperate to get a cam. I got the cheapest SonyDSC-W110 cam AHAHHA AND WHY AM I SO PROUD OF IT .. Hmm I should be sad BUT..

I know, Not SLR NOR Sony T77 nor T2 nor Terminal 1 nor terminal 2 nor 3 nor 4 nor 10000 hmmmmm but it's cheap and in a discounted price HEHEHE I NOE I'M AUNTIE BUT CAN'T HELP IT. The functions are about the same just that there isn't any face detection and lower ISO, lower MP, and no touch screen, no green colour =[[[

AND GO FOR QUALITY NOT QUANTITY *ahems* (but sometimes quantity is needed to get the quality ho ho)

But heck! I love this really! The quality is equally good! My favourite toy other than the little ants on the streets! HEHE

Yes I kill ants.

Sue me then! Sue the rain too! They killed lots of them and displayed their dead bodies on the grills!

CRUELTY TO ANTS =[

AND DAMN I owe my dad this time. $_$ baby

I hope he won't go to PC show and see the baby selling at 100 bucks HOHO I WILL BE DEADD

OHYA My spoilt cam is repaired by papa after I got my baby -_- FATED HUH HUH

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Many Many shit stuff

2008-11-07T20:48:00.012+08:00

I feel like changing my URL to Http://sunwenkong.blogspot.com

BUT IT WILL BE A HASSLE!!!!!!

See ah, you have to tag everyone and say, " OH NO RELINK ME PLSHHH " or create a new skin and design it as, " OH I HAVE MOVED, RELINK HERE " Or, " YOU WILL BE REDIRECTED IN A FEW SECONDS" ..

Sounds familiar? HEHE

What makes me think that it's troublesome other than THOSE is that, I HAVE TO CHANGE THE TOP PICTURE THEREEE *points on top* from Yunwenlamer.blogspot.com to Sunwenkong.blogspot.com.

Very troublesome one leh

I don't think I've saved the one without the Yunwenlamer.blogspot.com Hmmmm which means I have to redo!!! OH NOOOO

Ok Stick to Yunwenlamer.blogspot.com. Hmmm OK BTW I'VE NEVER CHANGE MY URL LINK BEFORE. I created this blog when I was secondary 2. Ohhhhh I self declared myself as a lamer.. Hmmmmmm..

OK SO MANY HAPPY THINGS HAPPENED RECENTLYYYY OH NOOOOO~~

Today was Literature paper and I think its easy BUT I CAN'T FINISH IT. I was dazing away, looking left and right, stretching, lying on the table, counting the number of air particles.....

When I'm gonna write the damn important evidence and those hell Andy shit, that man in black said, " OK TIMES UP, tie your papers together.. write your question numbers, ur name and check that..........."

" DAMN YOU I HAVEN FINISH YOU SKINHEAD "

Haissssss hmmm at that time, I only thought of : HAHAHA HUMANITIES F9 LA HAHA DAMN HAHAHAHAH SS SEQ NV FINISH LIT PART 2 NV FINISH HAHAHA SHIT WHAT MRS ALEXANDER WHO THE HELL IS THAT, DID IT EVEN APPEAR IN CHRISTOPHER'S MYSTERY NOVEL HAHAHAHA.

Ok giving up hehes.

But there's still hope if I visit dua pek gong and kong zi gong daily at the temple. *Prays* oh and also wait for the clock to tick at 11:11AM OHHHH~~

This is probably the last picture I'm gonna take with K618i camera. THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THESE MEMORABLE DTP DAYS! WOOO

No more :( You are no longer useful in my life :( Except for smsing and calling and giving me the pleasure to enjoy music while bathing~

What happened? HEHE LET ME GIVE YOU SOME HINTS.

I endured the toilet essence.

I think Mr Spiderman used this thing too hmmm..

3 CHEEKS MAN!

Lets see which emo kid love this picture

HI!!! I have no paws no jaws no claws.

Ah Doraemon, please take out something that can make this monkey thing grow biggggerrr it feels comfty hehehe.

NOOOODLE DOODLE AUNTIE I MISS YOUR EGGGGG T-T

It sparkles like freckles

ZOOOOOOOOM a man poking Gain city.

Let us turn all the fast food into magnets and stop eating them.

He reminds me of Gin-san from Gintama hehehehes LOOK AT THE HAIR MAN

Guessed it? HEHEHES.. OK IM SO HAPPY I Can't sleep because of this. Dark circles formed, eye bags formed, HOW HOW HOW! Someone teach me some clear-away-dark-circles-and-eye-bags recipes plsh.

A smile a day keeps you gay and you'll turn into a potato porcelain cup yay and ur dimples will go out of place hey

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I saw 18 birds

2008-11-06T15:29:00.008+08:00

I think I really didn't go out for a long period of time already hmmm.. I didn't know WM changed this much till we walked around there hmm..

OH YES I can't believe I went out with lis lis and ber ber on the 4th of Nov. Though it's only for a dinner -_-

OH NOT DINNER!

Celebration ...... hehehehes

Yeah someone turned 18 that day!

He was sad bcos Swensens didn't play birthday song LOL

Normally when the firehouse happy birthday icecream is given to the birthday boy/girl/gay, they would play the 'Happy birth day to you' ~~ song.

WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT IT ON THAT DAYYYYY! Hmmm. Plus many birthday people are celebrating at Swensens that day too. So many firehouse happy birthday, so many Candles, so many bananas stuck in between ice cream.

Firehouse happy birthday~ Don't look like a house hor (2 cherries ran into lis and my tummy LOl)

Our creation hehehehes

YEAAA it can make faces like humans too!

I LIKE THIS! Lis lis always take nice pictures of my SIDEVIEW LOl

Ok so hmm while waiting for our foodie to come, lis lis opened her mac book and played with the webcam heehehee

I AM NORMAL

The webcam dug out our eyessss

(rare footage of me smiling in a picture) eh this picture is nice, everyone is smiling HEHEHE

We are blue people. We listen to blues. We watch blue clues.

Before heading to Swensens, Ellis said, ' let's go take neoprint later! '

We thought that's impossible because there isn't any neoprint machine in WM.. Hmmmm

BUT BUTBUT THERe's REALLY NEOPRINT MACHINE OMG! At TimeZone! It is as good as VGA CAMERA + PHOTOSHOP! $3 per shoot. CHEAP ANOT!!!!!

YAY YAY excitedddd neoprint mannnnn omgomg

1st Attempt : FAIL. When we edit the photo, our faces weren't there -.- So this is the outcome hmm DAMN

2nd attempt : hohohoh neoprint machine piak many many white foundation on our faces and my face look like a huge marshmallow on the right NP.

THIS IS FREE!! Thanks to lis lis bravery LOL

Happy belated birthday ber ber hehehehes :$

OK DAMN TMR THERE'S LIT AND

Nvm lah.. heck care hahahahaha relac only.. Lepak only.. hahahahhaa

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OH NO BLOG LATER

2008-11-05T11:47:00.003+08:00

lis lis n ber ber had alr blog abt ytd ah ber tan's birdday hmmmm yes he brought a bird along

BUT I CNT BLOG NOW (Go check out their bloggggiesss)

I NEEEEED TO PREPARE N CHIONG OUT WIF MY PARENTS

~~~

BBBBB THEY R PULLING ME AWAYYYYYYYY

AH
AHHH
AHHHA
HAHHAH
HHHHHAHHH

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Story Telling

2008-11-04T13:39:00.006+08:00

= never tell at ALL.

Hmmm.. I remember last time, some teacher asked some kids to read out aloud the passage, after they read it, I don't understand the passage. I was looking at the passage and listening to them.

BUT STILL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I only focused on their tone and the way THEY speak. I would end up giggling or thinking, " oh no I can read better than them ". However when some teacher asked me to read it, I was fumbling like the others too.

So I always hate it when some teachers ask some kids to read aloud. BCOS I SUCK at understanding when browsing through the passage + listening to people talking/reading it.
Even if I am the one who is reading aloud, I would be focusing on the way I speak instead of understanding the passage too.

IF I DON'T FOCUS on how the way I speak, some teachers would go, " EH YUNWEN LOUDER, EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER CAN SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOU. "

Yes common sentence. They always link their grandmother/grandfather to our actions. I DISLIKE IT WHEN some teachers think that linking to their ah ma ah gong is funny.. Actually its the other way round.

Therefore HMMMM

That is the reason why I suck in literature lessons and English lessons..

Yes I suck. Chinese lessons too. ALL THE LESSONS bcos some teachers always ask us to read out the Questions. Useless..

I know they are trying to ask us to pay attention by doing it, but after reading aloud the 1st time, I would read again the 2nd time in my mind.

WASTE OF TIME

and I HATE IT WHEN after someone read it, SOME TEACHERS quickly ask some questions and when I COULDN'T ans it they say IM NOT PAYING attention. They didn't know I did paid attention. In fact, only the way they speak. And I paid 100000000000 bucks to attention but attention said, " U THINK I PROSTITUTE ISIT!!! " Then attention gave back the money =[

Perhaps they wanna 'train' us for the future for our presentations and etc... BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT STORY. WASTE OF TIME OK

THANK GOD NO MORE OF THESE LESSONS, I would only have lectures in the future.. Hmmmm

Ok

The Curious Incident Of The Dog Of The Night-Time TIME!!

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LMAO

2008-11-04T13:26:00.002+08:00

i said

=[[[[[[[[[

and ang moh kio said

why ur mouth so many mustache?

LOLL
LOL!!!

Ok I DIDNT BUY SHAVER OK! I DIDNT! Neither do I have so many mustache hmm

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Omg I'm so free.

2008-11-02T21:31:00.003+08:00

RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2 Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continuing this game by sending it to other people.

1. Do you have secrets?
Yes I love Secret Recipe's Cheese cakeee omgomgomg

2. Would you fall in love with a baby boy?
Sure, we will get married together when his age is eligible for marriage hehehe. And I will have babies when I'm 90 years old.

3. Do you enjoy going to school?
Especially the toilets.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Scatter them on my bed and sleep with it. The next day you will find them missing and being replaced with many many many many MONKEYS PLUSHIES HAHAAHHAHA.

5. Will you fall in love with your best toy?
Will you fall in love with your plastic bag?

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone or being hated?
being hated hehehe.

7. List out your 15 favourite songs:
My mum's nag version 0.1, 0.2, 0.3, 0.4, 0.5, 0.6, 0.7, 0.8, 0.9, 1.0, 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5. More to go and I wanna record it as an album (L)

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Oh fine.. =[[[

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
YEAH!! WHEN I MANAGED TO KILL A FLY!

10. What makes you angry?
When my cheesecake fell on the floor..... T-T

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Hehehehehehehehehehes ON THE STAGE BABAY picking up litters.

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
EVERYONE otherwise I feel damn empty.

13. What is the most important thing in life?
Be passionate for at least something.

14. Single or attached? If attached, with who? If single, what you gonna do?
SINGLE and I'm gonna bio handsome guys.. muahahha

15. What is your favourite colour?
green

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
*shys* give what.. hehehes

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
The one who can understand what I'm talking bout hmmm..

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing someone has done?
No.. NO NOOOO I will look as if I've forgotten, but deep down, I still can't.

19. What do you really want, now?
that ang moh kio

20. 5 people I have tagged
1. Qin qin
2. Lis lis
3. Ber ber
4. Roy roy
5. Myself ( OH SHIT I HAVE TO DO AGAIN?)

I HAVEN STUDY SS I tried, but I slept. Oh nooo my Ass Ass gonna burn tomorrowwwww

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UFO

2008-11-02T14:46:00.006+08:00

I think I saw an alien... HMM PROBABLY a fairy, angel? Hmmm.. DAMN WHERE'S HIS UFO! WAIT! Does Aliens have gender? Hmmm..

THEIR HIDEOUT

AHHHH they brought in their UFO!!!!!!!!

So cooooooooooollll they didn't even had any nylon or strings or noodle cling on them. Omg, what if they lose their balance?! Nvm.. they are Aliens hahahahahhahah..

OMG GONNA HAVE A CRIME SCENE? OMGGG

SO COOOOOOOOOOOOL I WANNNN

*touch wood*

later they think I cursed them hmm OK WAIT DON'T SNEEZE ALIENS LTR U LOSE BALANCE.

OH F
F
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Ichigo bliss

2008-11-01T22:58:00.005+08:00

Ah~~~~ The frozen ichigo with white chocolate. A bite of it will freeze ur teeth n u go TEEETH FREEEEEZEEEEEE

Ate it yesterday at mos burger with qin qin and CF for a mini celebration T-T No satisfaction. COS I ONLY ATE ONE AHHHHH

I WANT ICHIGOGOGOGOG BLISSS NOWWW NOT KUROSAGI ICHIGOOOOOO!! STRAWBERRY ICHIGOOOO

I remember the first time I ate it was.. When I was sec 1 or 2? Hmmm I remember Jeff and Hazel bought many many of them and we shared it at the Near westmall thereee theeee HDB flats theee Playground. Yaaaaaa I'M IN LOVE WITH IT STRAIGHTAWAY. But at that time I can't stand the coldness brr brrr..

Anyway this photo is DEFINITELY not taken NOW. I took it a year back........ With my K810i of cosss T-T Kinda miss it nowwwww ahhhhh my k810i

FUCK YOU PICKPOCKETS. NEXT TIME I SHAN'T WEAR CLOTHES WITH POCKETs. DAMN UUU. PICK MY NOSE THEN.

T-T

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Damn! You dropped your hair on the floor!

2008-10-31T22:46:00.009+08:00

CAKE CAKE CHEESE CAKE!!!

Yellow fooods(not drinks mind u) are wayyy better than brown shits.

I ate a chocolate cake yesterday and guess what! The chocolate cream or whatever it is is more than the CAKE! Gross seriously gross. I hate brown food now. I'm Christopher and I've Asperger's Syndrome HAHAHAHA (only literature students understand this)

YA SO MY errrr Mum's brother's wife bought cheesecakes for my dad! Because he helped out something. SO MY DAD was acting shy and said that,

" Huh.. I don't eat cakes.. Don't bother to buy for me la hahaha Thank you.... "

GUESS WHAT?!

When the cakes arrived, he was drooling and TRIED TO RESIST the temptation.. HAHAHA THEN THEN My mum asked me to eat it SINCE MY DAD DOESN'T want it.

So I took a piece and yum yum

I can see he's peeping on me, enjoying the texture, moisture of the creamyyyy cheese cakeeeee ahhhhhh~ HEAVEN

They even used chocolate to make my name on it!!

Heard that they queued for a long period of time just to get these cakes... Thank youuuuuuuuuuu aunt and uncle! It's been so long since I've eaten cheese cake T-T...... I Remembered the last I ate was at Mcdonald's cafe.. Yeah! The cheesecake there IS SPLENDID!

Oh ya talking bout cheesecakes, I HATE THE ONES AT BREADTALK. Maybe the bread talked too much and the saliva went in it and then the cheese flava is goneee hmmm...

NO CHEESE TASTE AT ALL! It's not even creamy. Eat like never eat. IDK WHY my mum loves it!

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I WAS SO NERVOUS YESTERDAY NIGHT! I'm so afraid that POA paper would be difficult and tricky for me. Because I've been doing TYS (ten years series - the book which contain many many past year olvl papers for your info) for LAST FEW months. Ok so I didn't touch TYS for a few months after that. Till o lvl started then I started RE-REVISING it hehehe.

POA was tricky for the past few years..

SO TODAY, I opened paper 2 and my stomach started to ache -.- I THOUGHT IT'S THE END!

But when I picked up this pen and started doing..

RELAX CHOYA PEN VERSION 0.1

YEA I did it as usual. Just like how I did during revisions... Mdm Wai's pen is really magical! Everything went so smoooothlyyyy~ Maybe she prayed some stuff in it or pass her POA skills into it and transfer to our deity hands LOL!

POA POA POA~ Thank you Mdm Wai FOR THE PEN MAN!!! And the the the trees you sacrificed to chop.. Hmm

._._._._.

OH On Monday, I celebrated Deepavali at Mdm Wai's house with POA!

AND I received a henna painting during the ride to CCK interchange.

FOOKING COOLLLLL 1 Straight line, including the WEN!

YA I WAS SO CARELESS I fell on the back seats there, the theee mini STAIRS THERE wtf. The bus started moving without a signal..

NEVER SEE A TALL SHIT STILL HAVEN SIT AH

Nvm this is small pain. Cf's one is worst.. One big scarrrrr.. And Qin qin received one henna today too hehee..

So basically that day, my mum told me not to bring my IC along (blah blah blah) cos she thinks that I might lost something that day according to the daily horoscope.

YEAH instead of losing something, I lost some leg hairs and skin and some blood cells and some fats and maybe some veins and OH I NEARLY hit my mole.

Ok hmm so after POA at Mdm Wai's house, we went over to LOT 1 to have our lunch.

We were turning round and round and round and round and round till I've gotten round and round and roll and roll and rolllllllll around LOT 1 to find a suitable place to have our lunch. Hard to decide.

First, PIZZAHUT. Initially we thought there's student meal.. BUT WE FORGET IT'S DEEPAVALI..... I still took up my courage to ask whether there's student meal -_-

2nd, PASTAMANIA, yeah we are SICK OF IT.

3rd, LONG JOHN, Only got fish? SICK OF IT.

4th, the HK restaurant... We sat there and started to choose the food but the price... Hmmmmmm... We even calculated the GST and service charge HAHAHA! We ended up walking out of the restaurant NATURALLY..

4th, MCDONALDS. Hmmm Ronald Mcdonald's features freaked me out so we ran to.. .

QUICK BITES!

OHOHO the rice bowl automatically duplicated itself!!!!

Yea -_- we are thrifty eaters.

THIS IS DEFINITELY STUDENT MEAL!

Costs $4.95 per bowl, including drinks, and a sunny sided up egg. Yeah the student meal only have 3 choices, others doesn't have any rice included, only have chickens and fishes... So it makes no difference if we eat KFC or LONG JOHN.

So being the thrifty us, we ORDERED the same dish.

AIYA can donate to Chemistry lab to do more lighted splint or glowing splint or pop sound or whatever shit experiments or hahahahhaha shit chemistry ITS OVER!

And DAMN! I didn't took portraits that day, because I'm w/o makeup HEHEE N MY HAIR SUCK! And 100% of the photos we took look hmmm ok.. Full of expressions.

POA kinda motivated me to study well for Humanities -_- WHY HUH WHY HUH I HATE IT I HATE TO MEMORISE but I've got the urge to dump the whole SS book inside my head, and be Christopher for a day for the sake of literature paper.

Ok hmmm

Coffee shop rocks. The takoyaki is the best shit-taste-alike food ever. The western food auntie and uncles are the best money eaters mmm. I only love the Char kway tiao there.

My legs are REALLY awkward.

I'm so bored. Ghosts and spirits are welcome to my house tonight.. Oh ya bell not working. Please use your ghostly tonee... Boring Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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SITEX pc show pc show pc show

2008-10-30T23:22:00.003+08:00

NOVEMBER 27 SIAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I really hope there's discount for Sony T2 HAHAHA OR EVEN BETTER T77

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I told the truth

2008-10-30T18:38:00.007+08:00

" EH PAPA WAN GO PC SHOW ON 27 NOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

" For what sia "

" Hmmm get a new camera "

" you can use ours what?! "

" ERR ERRRRRRRRRRR...................... ACTUALY HORRRRRRRRRRRR it's spoiled. "

*temperature rises*

" WHHHHAT??!?! SPOILED?! HUH ?!?!?!! HUHHH?!?!"

" U duno meh, 3 years ago it's spoiled liao.. Hmmmmm " *acts innocent*

" WAH LAU THAT CAM COSTS ABOUT 500 BUCKS U NOE!! "

" Eh how many decades already, that's so long ago .. hmmm i think now only cost $1 hmmmmm "

" ....... OK HMM WHY U NV TELL US EARLIER! GOT WARRANTY LEH!!! "

" The lens are spoilt.. whole thing dented.. HMMMM HOW TO TAKE PICTURE HOW TO REPAIR "

" oic.. hmm ok.. so u wan a prom dress and a cam huh? hais... broke already haissss T-T "

* I KNEW HE WILL SAY THAT.

" AIYA CAM I USE MY OWN MONEY IM SAVING NOW but prom dress u pay HEHEHEHESH "

" DAMN GO GET A JOB MANNNN oh ya nowadays camera are so cheap.. u can get a 8 mega pixels one for 100 bucks only man!! "

" Hmmm is that a toy... Eh pa I wanna get this the Cybershot T2 see seeee so coool got smile shutterrr when u smile will auto snap! better than self timer!! so good right!!!! "

" Haiya useless 1 la.. sony no good la.. Canon better la.. they r well known for their lens.. sony no good la.. haiya.. function good useless la can take picture can already la.. "

" AH N U SEE THIS CAM V GOOD SEE SEEEEEE I've been eyeing for it for about 1 year already!! "

*ignores and continue to play psp

( I assume that you guys know which line is mine and which line is my dad's )

=( Can I.. CAN I HAVE THAT FOR XMAS?!

My dad says that if I would to tell him earlier, he would get a cam for me instead of line6 for my birthday but well I didn't regret, cos I can sing like siao at home HEHEHE.. BUT I REALLY REGRET COS I'M DYING TO GET A CAM ARGH... I thought he would scold me like hell bcos he's the one who bought the cannon ball.

I think instead of my dad getting flared up, my mum WOULD BE THE ONE MAN! Though she's not the one who bought the cam. You know, no matter what's spoiled IN our TERRITORY, she will scold. Definitely. You know!!! My tablet is spoiled and she scolded me -_- WTF! IT'S NTH RELATED TO HER hmm

Lucky she doesn't know that the cam is spoiled HEHE I just wish that my dad won't tell her.. I bet he won't cos he knows my mum's temper.. HMMM he got plenty of experiences hmm.. MORE THAN ME k!

Ok so yeah if you're wondering how my Canon digi cam looks like now you can take a look at this blog post here which I blogged about 2 years ago.. I sound so matured back then LOL COMPARED TO NOW. IRONIC LOL... But idk why I can't get my own jokes in that post.. hmm

AND HAHA I LOOK SO DARK BACK THEN DAMN ugly HAHAHAH NNNNN my eyes r huge hmm I wonder how it shrinked......... I thought it had grown bigger but when I see this picture T----T

Oh yeah and it's kinda fascinating that my parents didn't find out that my cam was spoiled?! HMMM I KEPT THEM DARK FOR FREAKING 3 YEARS!

OH YEAH AND AFTER TMR I CAN RELAX! WHO WANNA PARTAY HAHAHAHAH A small one. Cos there's still humanities papers going on next week, and Science MCQ on the following week T-T

OH MAMA THERE'S A FLY *SMACKS*

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Got difference meh?

2008-10-28T17:35:00.003+08:00

I was blogshopping around the net and my dad saw and said... ( I thought he would drool at the models but.. )

" Aiyo, you look at fashion design never study physics... Anyway you know fashion design and Interior design is different? Very different you know!!!! " (gives arrogant face)

LOL
LOL

AS IF A HOUSE CAN WEAR MINI skirts, skinnies, jumpers, BRA HAHAHAHAHA

YEAH THEY CAN the curtains for e.g

Wear skinnies on chair legs?!

LUMP A VERY VERY LONG SKIRT on the roof top? Hmmmmmm

Maybe...

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GRR

2008-10-28T10:53:00.006+08:00

ART IS ALSO A SUBJECT. It also takes time and practice to score like Physics and Chemistry.

moreover,

it's a subject that I'm capable of. It is also ONE of the entry requirements to SP interior design course.

YOU DUNO ANY FUCK ABOUT THE NEW ERA ART EXAM SO DON'T FUCKING BITCH ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR OLDEN SHITTY DAYS WHEREBY YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DRAW AN OBJECT FOR E.G A MODEL OF A MONKEY. SO EASY TO SCORE.

I know you're a creative PERSON who excel in art IN THE PAST

DRAW SOMETHING NOW AND COMPARE WITH ME THEN

i noe THEY r bossy people so I'm really afraid to post about personal stuff...

I just hope they can FORGET me. Like since young I've never been to THAT place before. All the criticisms.. That time I was young, I guess THEY think I won't feel a single shit. I will prove THEM wrong.

(Not referring to anyone close to me)

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SLOW MOTION

2008-10-27T02:16:00.003+08:00

HOLLA DAMN COOOLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHH WTFFFF

ok I should be sleeping hmmmmm neh mind i dun mind to be a panda and eat sugarcane or hug on the sugarcaness pretty cute n cool n sweet hehehehe. maybe i can sell sugarcane juice and earn big bucks!! woohohohooh!!

HAHHHAAHHAHA THIS MADE MY NIGHT MEMORABLE. I didn't know that human faces are so flexible... LOL

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Home of insects

2008-10-25T12:55:00.011+08:00

Hmmmm

The lizard family never fail to visit my house daily.. EVERYDAY I WILL SEE THEM. In different sizes and shapes of course. I did saw a humongous one last week, woahhhh.. I once saw a FLAT one which was flattened by my dad a few months back. LOLL and he didn't even noticed LOL!

YA OTHER THAN THEM errr tiny red ants family came b4 but I think I ACCIDENTLY killed them yeahh by accident okie! hmmmmmm There's Mrs Moths, Mr cockroach (I hope it isn't Mrs), GREEN FLY, weird flies, houseflies, and many more weird ones. Idk what r theyyyy. Ohhh I should've taken Biology. I can take them as experiments HEHEHEHE

Anywayyy

remember these 2 monkeys?!?!

Ahhh~

During their process of making another monkey plushie for me, a golden beetle DISTURBED THEM

" AHAHA IMMA KING NOW, IVE GOT A BEETLE CROWN, KING OF THE BEETLE "

(stupid quality, no macro function in my phone cameraaaa omggggg i need a cam badly..)

BAPE BEETLE eating machine.

I TELL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

THAT BEETLE stayed inside it's fur or hair or feather or cotton for duno how many hourssss. At that juncture I thought it's the end of the world cos I'M SO SCARED THAT IT MIGHT dig inside my hair to dig out my hairsss and I will be botak barbie. So I'm so afraid to sleeeep. But I end up sleeping and I saw something flying around...................... HAHAHA NONO NO NO EGGS LAID ON MY SCALP AND IM NOT BOTAK.

The life of a tourist beetle. (I suppose it's from other country cos it doesn't look Singaporean!!!!)

YA AND ME CF N QIN QIN SAW THIS OUTSIDE SCHOOL. Green wormy. I did saw it once ON MY BAG MY BAG OK I stood infront of a mirror n stare at it for a few secs till I reacted hmm

and the way the worm walks.... DAMN FUNNY LOLLL and I finally found someone who have bad sense of direction than me..

HMMM been watching Daa! Daa! Daa! FOR DINNER nowadays hmmm and whenever I see Wanya craving for Mitarashi Dango, I REALLY WANNA TRYYY ITTT MANN

AHHHHHHHHH but the colour is gross I think I hate brown food now they look gross Just like the pineapple tart. I think it's the dream I had before. I dreamt that I ate a brown coloured ice-cream that taste like SHIT YES SHIT but I've nv tried SHIT BEFORE BUT IT TASTE LIKE SHIT SHIT SHITTT

OH YA AND DAMN 17 days left till I BURN WORKSHEETS N NOTES for my ancestors. I hope they like it. Ah maybe when they reincarnate back to Singapore, they will score STRAIGHT As for O lvls HO HO HO HO

I think I'm fated with insects despite the fact that I kill them sometimes.. hmmmm AND I BATHE DAILY THANK YOU.

ANYWAY I have to thanks Qin qin for sacrificing her last 5 sheeeeeeeeets of A3 drawing papers to me T----T

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Fatty bom bom

2008-10-22T21:02:00.007+08:00

I stunned for a moment after weighing on the weighing machine.

I'M DAMN FAT ALREADY WTFFFFFF For 1 yearrrrr I gained 5 kg?! WTF! THAT'S A LOT I TELL YOU.

I think because I added too much oil these few days for the upcoming donutzzzzz hmmm fatty donutzzz..

I Remember how I slimmed down last year. I ate wheat bread with cheese everyday and avoid fattening food. I drank plain water when I'm thirsty and nothing else. T-T What happened to me now. I bet those clothes of mine won't wanna stick to me anymore. Fat ass. Imma fat ass boo hooo.

Now I noticed how slim I was last year and during june hols. Oh dearrr better slim down now or be an obese girl during prom night. Can't imagine my fats bulging out of my prom dress. Gross.

:(

MUAHHAA LET'S GO TO JACKIE CHAN'S GYMMM

Maybe my boobs will be bigger bcos of muscles HAHAHA!!

ok wait

I will end up having boobIEs all over my body-_-

I DUN WANNA BE MUSCULARRR I wanna be Slim Fit. Okkkkkk let's go JEan yip babayyy

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A dream before English

2008-10-22T06:58:00.005+08:00

Hmmm

Basically I dreamt of Cf, cenni, qinqin, jiaxin, soyoung and etc.

I HATE THIS KIND OF DREAM! I dreamt that I was late for English papers and I went to school at 2.32pm (YEAH I REMEMBER)

Then the wholeeeeeee bukit batok area looks virtual... Like some alien country?! With negative colouuuuuurs?! Hmmm There's even some "ghosts" walking around. Probably swimming around or floating... But they look human. I SHALL ASSUME they are cosplayers hmm..

AND THEN I walked to school quickly, but duno why I can't -_-

Ah then I walked to a bridge (BUKIT BATOK DUN HAVE THIS BRIDGE MAN) and I met them!

I was shocked cos, I thought they were at the examination hall for English, so I asked cenni,

" EH! You all oso late??? why haven go school sia! "

Then she said calmly,

" Oh.. The invigilator is late. Then we come out walk walk lo.. "

LOLOLOL!!!!

Before I could continue to talk, CF screamed because there's a COSPLAYER bside me. Then we screamed together. Then there's so many of them chasing -_- Yeah I ran like an idiot.

Thank god I wasn't late for English papers!

HOWEVER I WAS LATe for the last minute revision HAHAHAAHA But I loss a LOT. We were told to start with the Situational Writing first. However I wasn't there and didn't heard the notice. And no one told meee :((((

Hence, I couldn't finish my Situational Writing ZZZZZZZZZ FUCKED UP

OK Its over and I don't wanna talk bout it. Hahahahah life's great isn't ittt hahahahahahahahahahahah

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I want to eat Pineapple

2008-10-21T20:22:00.004+08:00

FUCK ITS ORGANIC I hate that word. It reminds me of chemistry. ANd I hate chemistry i hate chemistry I HATE CHEMISTRY I HATE hmmm... but I love to " Hmmm "

I used to hate Pineapples

BECAUSE OF PINEAPPLE RICE AND PINEAPPLE TARTS

Ewww look at that brown gluey stuffff look like pisaiiiiiii arghhh

OH I don't really hate pineapple rice, but I HATE THE PINEAPPLE WITHIN IT. In other words, I hate cooked pineapples. It's so sweet and when I eat it my hair stands. OH AND I STILL LOVE Pineapple rice. IN fact, THE RICE ONLY!

Recently I've been looking at moon moon and Cf Cf eat their pineapple. And Cf noticed that those who eats pineapple are smart people. However, I don't. Which means I'm dumb and stupid.

SO I GO AND GIVE IT A TRY MUAHAHHAHAHAHA

I went to the Drinks Delight auntie and said, " AUNTIE I WAN THE PINEAPPLE, shortest one! "

Yeah she gave me the longest one instead.

around 170cm, my height. HMMM

SO I GAVE IT A BITE AND....

BRILLIANT TASTEEEE *eyes sparkle*

T-T SO NICE OKKKkk But after a few bites my tongue feels numb and it feels as if there's 10000 tooth picks poked onto my tongue.

The aftermath of it was terrible la.

But after I gave it a 2nd try on a SHORTEST pineapple, BRILLIANT TASTE ^_^ I FEEL LIKE A SMART ASSIE HAHHAHAHAH Hence, I bought myself a nerdy spects and borrowed some books at the Library. COOL SHAT!

NOW I WANNA LIVE INSIDE

SPONGEBOBBY HOUSEEEEE!! Wah how much gatsby he used to spike his hair hmmm..

Shake pineapple, shake, shake, pineapple, eat pineapple, eat, eat pineapple.

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I feel like typing hmm..

2008-10-18T21:19:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, I stood outside Science SLC.

First, I checked my artistic uniform (which includes, milo, laksa, mee rebus, paint stains, ok wait, I think I should call them different styles of painting invented by me! oh yeah! I can be Salvador Dali! Van Gogh! psssst: I told you I feel like typing.)

THEN slowly, my reflection is gone. My eyes then narrowed down to the screen which somehow gave me the feeling of nostalgia.

The long name list of class 4E2, with Grades and Marks written beside each name and the Mean, Average, Median scores of the whole class written at the side of the list.

" OK CLASS! LOOK UP! Here's the finalised results for chemistry, look how badly/good you've done and reflect. "

Everyone starts to discuss and pray to their gods, while some just stuff their heads into their butts.

Then when the list is shown on the screen, the discussion starts to get even louder.

Some cried, some laughed, some hugged, some played psp, some text-ing, some played dai dee, some sat at the corners and reflect with the help of razors and eyeliners ( oh only limit to 4 users since there's only 4 corners hmm )

But few weeks later after the results, everyone turned to normal happy teenagers hopping around like little bunnies with easter eggs.

What if..

The normal list which I used to see, used to hate and used to love

turned

into a small list

inside an envelop

which decides my future, my emotions and even my health status (if im overjoyed, i will get heart attack n die. If I'm too depressed, I will be chased by 100000000 razor monsters)

Few weeks after the results, will I be back to normal?

Will I be the happy little bunny hopping around with easter eggs?

OR

The HAPPIEST LITTLE BUNNY HOPPING AROUND WITH BROKEN Easter eggs?

I DECIDE. FUCK IT MAN CHEMISTRY SUCKS MAN MAN MAN MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN why the fuck should scientists invent chemistry. why the fuck must they be curious about finding the weight of the smallest molecule why the fuck is that. oh shit i dun wanna fucking noe about it my head is bursting and i fucking hate chemistry and i sincerely fucking apologise for the fucking fucking fucking words i've used so fucking hate it ok so sorry fucking sorry...

Now I'm so =(

How I wish emotions are just like symbols.

Just change " ( " to " ) " and I'll be =)

or even better

Change " ) " to " D " and I'll be =D

If only emotions can be substituted...................

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Im so happy there's donut levels

2008-10-17T19:33:00.009+08:00

AH

JUST LIKE What Iz mentioned in his blog, O lvl period really feel jus like the normal Final Year Examinations HMMm

IT'S HOLIDAY NOWWWW MANNN I'm enjoying life right now. No waking up early for damn schooooool oh yeahhhhh Even if I would to be late for something, it will be my responsibility. So If I'M LATE FOR MY DONUT PAPERS THEN I'LL BE DEAD, DOOMED HMMMM

Recently I went to school for consultations and etc (PSP, play, tokcock, charkway tiao, and tok tok tok)

Hmm

I think it's a waste of time

Just like HOW I USED TO GO SCHOOL BABAY

I shouldn't have went? However, IF I WOULD TO STAY AT HOME, I will sleep like a cute little baby. I will only wake up if my mummy feed me milk milk or turn on my favourite lullaby(those heavy ones! A lot double bass one!!!!! nnn distortionnnnn!!!! oh my mama bought them at Toy R' us)

Oh yeah the only early papers are, maths papers, POA and Art. Others start at 2.30PM WTF. Cool huh, i never had papers during afternoons. Thank god school gave us the opportunity to have English Mock in the afternoon.

Really, thanks for giving us this privilege to smack our faces on the table and do stunts like DRUNKEN WRITTING! hohoho

I hope I won't turn Drowsy during the papers. AH! Maybe I could really think them as DONUTS AND EAT THEM UP HAHAHAHA THEN THE invigilators will be freaked ouT AND AND GIVE ME AN A1 HO HO HO HO HO

BYE

CHEMISTRY

I'M A CHEMIST NOW

Anyone want Chemical YW? HEHEHEHE

After consuming it for 2-3 days, you'll have tiny tiny tiny tiny eyes, huge nose, weird laughter and when you smile, you won't see ANY EYE OMFG.

Ohya this is my chance to save money HO HO HO

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This is rock and roll

2008-10-17T14:29:00.003+08:00

LOL
LOL
THE FRONT PART IS HILARIOUS LOLLLLL but when he goes on and play the solo on the keyboard.. hmm omg but its still funny LOL

" and small drums call tom toms " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN CUTE

" This is rock and roll "
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS A FANTASTIC PODUCK, THE CREATIVE PODUCK!

SORRY FOR LAUGHING! YOU ROCKKK BABAY!!!

Quite amazing though hmmmmmm the solo is kinda sick omg!

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HMMMMM

2008-10-16T22:50:00.006+08:00

TEL YOU SOMETHING

YOU DUN TELL ANYONE OK!!!!!

I jus farted HEHEHEHES

OK JK JK
JK OKKK JKKKK I'm a very feminine lady hmm

Hmmm.. ok.. I was wondering, when someone FEEL like farting, will they run to the toilet? OR secretly fart in the public? OR WORST (LOL) FART LOUDLY.

Firstly, Running to the toilet.

HEY YOUR ASSHOLE IS GONNA RELEASE A FOUL SMELLING GAS!!! You might end up farting while running instead of farting in the toilet, or even the toilet bowl, or plate, or fork, or spoon, or cup hmm..

HOW TO RUN TO TOILET AND FART? As if the fart will have a brown translucent visible gas then you flush it down jus like how you do your BIG business which doesn't earn you any revenue... Hmm..

SECONDly, Fart SILENTLY.

" HEY DAMN the plants are farting!!! I swear I didn't fart! no sound right NO SOUND RIGHT! CONFIRM THE PLANTS LOR! They no asshole, so no sound hmm.. "

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FART LOUDLY.

Hmm one word, EMBARRASSING. OKEH perhaps you could scratch on the table or squeeze your lips together and do a "poot" sound and continue/start a conversation.

Or maybe you can point to the sky and say, " OH DEAR I SAW A DEER DROPPING FROM THE SKY!!! OH AND SANTA THERE'S TOO"

Ah then you run to the toilet and release your poo poo~

IDK WHY I SAID ALL THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe a gas is coming out ohoh ohohohoo

OK SO O LVLS SHIT HEAD SHIT ASS SHIT HOLE DAMN YOU ARGH YOU SHIT LA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH Ok before........

BYEBYE

*Wen is away for 1 month. She's gonna go to Sri Lanka and pluck leaf at the tea plantations shit. Then invent some currypuff girls.

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I love home

2008-10-13T03:54:00.006+08:00

I SWEAR I DO

I bet for NOW only oh. Cos I dread going back to school or out with family or even friends!

REALLY TIRED EVERYDAY, I need some god damn rest but hmmmmm omg I can't believe my fingers are moving automatically on the modified keysss and and errr my eyes are auto-open, oh everything seem to be so automatic now hmmm..

AH!! NOW IT'S 3.59PM AND I NEED TO GO SCHOOL AT 2.30PM FOR POAA! HOWHOWHOW how am I gonna explain to Mdm Wai about thissss

*rubs eyes*

Hmm ok.... 3.59AM... OH SO MORNING EVEYRBORDIII

Ahem

OK SO WHERE WAS I

YA I LOVE HOME

I CAN HAVE ALLLLLLLLL THE PRIVACY (without parents of cos) unless there's some invisible stalker with long hair, white gown, bigger eyes....... Looking at me. Wanting to be my friend and blog together, eat togther, chat with my friends TOGETHER, CREATE ITS FRIENDSTER, ITS MYSPACE, OH GOSH

Eh I am wondering now hmmmm if one of those friendster accounts isn't created by humans.. hehehehehe

Probably an account made by 10000000000 ANTS? they formed themself into a human and took a picture with a caption, " OH NO THERE'S ANTS ALL OVER MY BODYYY " But actually it's ants all over ants's body... hmmm

Idk why but I love talking about ants. I find them amusing because they don't seem to have any bones or flesh or heart or veins and they COULD LIVE LONG (unless humans step or torture them with a parang )

When I see ants die in my hands, I LAUGHED AND I SCREAMED, " VICTORY BABAY LETS DRINK VITASOY " Hmm this is sadistic..

Oh ya I have another weird hobby which is to catch flies and squash them to death.

THEY DESERVE IT OKKK Who ask them to fly around my hairrr and err EAT MY FOOD?! I know they can't see well but they should know well that I will kill them with my deity palms since they get used to flying around humans and food and even toilet bowls. Probably they need some glasses.. Hmmm I Shall MAKE a pair for them. OH WAIT IMAGINE a huge glasses with many many flies. ohohohoho Did your hair stand? HEHEHE

OK SHIT I FEEL SO LONELY NOW COS WHILE I BLOG, It feels as if I'm talking to myself.. Or the person next to me HMMM

ok so where was I

OH I LOVE HOME

HAHA FORGET IT I DUNO HOW TO LINK THIS SHAT Maybe I need some chains orrr strings or Ez-link to link it up heehhe.

Bye I shall go back to sleep and be a good kid and cry after 10 minutes then mummy will come to me with a bottle of milk without cows and some pampers without toilet bowl.

Hmm WHy I love to link things up with milk, pampers, ants, flies, monkeys, shit..........

I need some room for creativity babayyy

choo chooooo train is coming and choo you to death and you will go choo choo and turn into a pig

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

2008-10-10T21:27:00.006+08:00

LOLLOL

ROYMAID(hentaimermaidcaptainseadrownatnblabalbalblabalalblabtokcock) SENT THIS HAHAHA

LOL THE WHITE SHORTS still point middle at the one running towards him HAHAHAAHAH at the end LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS LOL

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Free

2008-10-10T19:56:00.010+08:00

THIS IS THE DAY I'VE BEEN LONGING FORRRRRRRR

No more

Running around the grassy and muddy field..

Seeing prefects early in the morning and give my EZ-link card without the need to board a bus..

Late nights chionging courseworkk

PAINTING ON MY SKIRTS

CHAO MIAN JIA DAN

MILO ONE PACKET

Fried spagatthi

NASI PADANG

VITASOY BABYYYY

THE Five OF US(Qin qin, CF, cenni + Moon + ME )

Hi we are Hi-5! FLY TO THE AIR LETS DO THIS TOGETHERRR

No more NEHA's pledge taking early in the morning.

4E2 laughters

4E2 pranksss

4E2 LOVE

Moon's phone will no longer be stolen/lost LOL!!!

no more missing magnets which caused us outside DM's office

NO MORE RUMOURS HAHAHAHAHAH

No more lepak

NO MORE recess time

no more poa lessonsss, maths, phy, chem, SS HAHAHAH, lit, HEY, PE HAHAHAHA, art =(

NO more morning assembly

NO more beautiful bell rings that marks the end of the day in school

No more running away from teacherssss

No more confiscating of PSP

NO MORE CF BULLYING LOLOLL

NO more qin qin to eat chao mian jia dan withhh =[[

no more REMEDIALS

NO MORE " OK CLASS LOOK UP LOOK UP "

NO more FUN AND EXICTING ENGLISH LESSONS

NO more " Cleaning in progress "

No more " The following classes please report to the study corner, Mdm RXXXXh, 4E2 "

No more steppers

NO MORE STALKERS

NO MORE FLIRTERSSSSS HEHEHES

no more youth.

I THOUGHT I WOULD BE HAPPY TODAY jus like how the road sweepers managed to kill an anttt.

Thanks to Mdm wai, thanks to the other teachers and thanks to my dear 4E2s, YOU MADE THIS SHIT GRAUDATION SO EMOTIONAL LA and also memorable T^T Especially Aqira, she keeps crying while sitting infront of me-_- THANK GOD I'M ABLE TO CONTROL

I never thought that, this would feel so unbearable.. *orders 10000000 packets of kleenex*

Ok perhaps I shall use baby diapers, better absorber and more space HAHAHA

I SHALL BLOG TMR T-T BEFORE I KILL the population of baby diapers then babies will end up going to toilets without the need of diapers!

WHY NO HATS NO coats, I want those university hatsss then when graudate can throw up n hit the birds in the skies n they squeak and then they shit on my head then ok wait when i hit them they will die n they wont even shit on me hahaha ok good good

AND THANK YOU MRS M AND HASLINDA FOR THE CUTE monkeyyys hehehes

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WHAT HAPPENED

2008-10-04T17:07:00.002+08:00

:(

( I don't intend to use =( or 8) cos my eye isn't that long or big hmmm oh yeaaa I have only 1 lip here)

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MySpace

2008-10-04T15:25:00.006+08:00

DAMN THIS SOUNDS SO HORNAY LOLLL

and the ' See what other people have done to wen wen wen wen ' sounds like I've been owned, kicked, killed, murdered... OMG

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Less Than Jakeeeee

2008-10-03T23:39:00.004+08:00

OH MY OH MY I love this live..

very niceeeeeeeeeee omggggggggggggggg touched my heart hehehes

but I noticed something.. Their clothes keep changing... HMMM
and no sax and trombone =(

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This is a mosquito page. If you view it, you kena dengue! muahahahhaa!

Dad got scammed

waterfall noseee

WA LAO

MUACKS BLOGGER

WTF

50% of humans r catsssss

YOU SUCKKKKKK

The most crucial moment of my life

anpanMANNN GOT OWNED

hmmmm what you want sia.

HOLY!!!!!

Anpanman, love

WHOA I used needle n poked out my brain cells. Here we go.

My brain is happy.

HI LONG TIME NO SEE

i duno leh part 2

I miss the fun

duno leh

Orientations?

Very the hungry

I hate to smile during Sundays

Pissed

*burns all the damn chemistry and physics notes*

Excited

Moisturise, block the sun, foundation.

Headless scary creature

Fish Monger

What?

This may sound stupid

Park you

Always the last

HARDCORE HAHAHAHA

Birds droppings

Milk + leaf = milk tea

Tourists

Birthday Braggers

Syakie

I miss Taiwan Food

I want to lead a simple life

I want a basement

Oh my I saw a dead cockroach, it's right beside me

NEW STUFF

Light make up for plum

Plum

HOOKED

My Received Files

WAH DAH FAH

I am already sixteen

Sew Sew Sew mai

boy boy

The reindeer spits rain

What I'm gonna do after 11 november.

Hmm What a short quiz

Dead

The ANSWER

Many Many shit stuff

I saw 18 birds

OH NO BLOG LATER

Story Telling

LMAO

Omg I'm so free.

UFO

Ichigo bliss

Damn! You dropped your hair on the floor!

SITEX pc show pc show pc show

I told the truth

Got difference meh?

GRR

SLOW MOTION

Home of insects

Fatty bom bom

A dream before English

I want to eat Pineapple

I feel like typing hmm..

Im so happy there's donut levels

This is rock and roll

HMMMMM

I love home

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

burns all the damn chemistry and physics notes